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In a birthday party..

Sana: yah! The meat , it's so hard to eat! TT

Dahyun: what? Let me try it. //picks some meat from sana's plate and eat it..

Dahyun: no its not! It's so tender *Chews more... and juicy! (Lol)
//swallowed

Sana: Why wouldn't it! I have been chewing it for an hour!

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Jihyo: Momo? Why are you here outside?

Momo: I just finished eating.

Jihyo: Did you cover the food before you leave??

Momo: nope

Jihyo: what!? Bugs will eat it! Cover it now!

Momo: It's okay! I sprayed pesticides on it 😎

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Momo: Nayeonie!!

Nayeon: What?

Momo: I have a question, Why don't you ever shower with a Pokémon?

Nayeon: huh? Why?

Momo: because he might PIKACHU.

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Twice as Vampires ordering a drink..

Mina: Red wine please.

Jihyo: a glass of Bloody Mary for me!

Nayeon: One fresh blood from a young virgin lady that wears lipstick please!!

Chaeyoung: Small shots of wound blood please!!!

Sana,Dahyun & Tzuyu: Blood pong for us!

Jeongyeon: is that all your orders??

Mina: Momo? How about' you?

Momo: me? Hot water please..

Jihyo: Hot water!? //laughs ..

Sana: why?? Hahahaha

Momo: I found sanitary napkins outside, I'll just drink tea 😎

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Like wtf??? ._.

Hahahaha!btw.. Thank you for the 20k reads guys!! 😘😍  I really really love you guys! 😍  Continue enjoying my boring book.. Hehehe.. Love you! Wala paring poriibir!

--EvilMaknaeXXX

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