Sunday night I went to my friends birthday party and it rocked. I met a bunch of new people. And they were all in the Hetalia fandom (anime thing) so they were countries. They were:
Germany: Lilly
Russia: Austin
France: Nick
Greece: Katy
Athens: Jenna
Rome: Hannah
Mexico: Jenna
Philippines: Jenna
Vietnam: Jenna
Israel: Gabe
England: Trinity
Switzerland: Trinity
America: Haley
Rome: Hannah
Me: Civilians
That's how I conquered America. She let me cause I wasn't another country. And we were trusted with FIRE! WE SET THE FREAKING GROUND ON FIRE WITH TIKI OIL AND WE KILLING EACH OTHER. Russia climbed a thing that I'm not even going to describe and we only lured him down with vodka and a Russian hat. He wasn't allowed to drink the vodka. I think Russia's rivalry with France started when France stole Russia's phone when he was climbing the thing. Russia kept on asking if he could use the giant bamboo thing to bash France's face in. "Can I kill him?" He asked. "Not in public." I answered. We all just laughed and France ran. They were threatening to poke each other with their fire sticks when we started the fire. Everybody was lighting sticks on fire. America tried to kill England. Greece and Athens tried to kill Rome. Obviously Russia and France were killing each other. I just helped Russia, Greece, and England. But claimed America. It was so fun...
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The Autobiography of The Girl Who Finally Broke
Non-FictionThis is The Autobiography of The Girl Who Finally Broke. I am that girl. I have kept this inside for a while, so I'm going to start at the very beginning of the end. My end.
