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plantbean: so ya boi made it back safe after all

starboy96: im surprised u didnt start our convo today with something about ur little boyfriend

plantbean: boyfriend lmao i wish :(

starboy96: :(

plantbean: aBt him tho anyway,,,,,

starboy96: here it comes

plantbean: he was acting kinda weird today? like idk whats up but yea

starboy96: weird how?

plantbean: like avoiding me weird

starboy96: yikes

starboy96: how could he avoid u anyway ur literally impossible to avoid

plantbean: idk :(((

starboy96: aw

plantbean: that 'aw' is the most sympathetic you've ever been

starboy96: and will ever be

plantbean: ihy actually

starboy96: ilyt

plantbean: hRu tho????

starboy96: idk

plantbean: how can u not know how u are wyd

starboy96: idk what im feeling

plantbean: emo and apathetic??

starboy96: ouch :(

starboy96: more like confused abt feelings

plantbean: hkdkdkf spill

plantbean: this sounds juicy

starboy96: its not juicy please never say that again

plantbean: im 3dGy i do wat i wOnt

starboy96: *want

plantbean: fRicK yOU dUdE

starboy96: sorry did my grammatical correctness trigger you

plantbean: wERE GOING OFF THE SUBJECT

plantbean: SpILL UR FEELINGS BITCH

starboy96: well my feelings atm are hurt because you just called me bitch

plantbean: fite me

starboy96: but idk

starboy96: i feel sick

plantbean: ill give u the medicine of top memes

starboy96: not like physical sick like my brain is thinking weird stuff

plantbean: if u phrased that in a more poetic way it could be a twenty one pilots lyric

plantbean: but anyway what kinda weird stuff

starboy96: idk there's this person and they make me feel weird

starboy96: theyre my friend

starboy96: but like

starboy96: i feel nervous when i see them but a good nervous if you get me?

plantbean: dude

plantbean: i think u have a crush my good ol space fren

starboy96: no way

starboy96: he's my friend

plantbean: its a hE wowowow

plantbean: welcome 2 the gay side we have rainbows and anal

starboy96: im not gay though

starboy96: also you dont have to be gay to do anal by the way

starboy96: but thats not the point im not gay

plantbean: are u sure????

starboy96: yes im pretty sure

plantbean: u seem preTty gay 2 me,,, and im hecka gay so im preTty knowledgeable on this stuff

starboy96: you dont even know me in real life??

plantbean: then u must b hecka gay if it can be conVeyed through tumblr messenger

starboy96: sure if you say so

starboy96: i gotta go sorry

plantbean: aDios mi muchos gay amigo

starboy96: frick you dude

plantbean: meme theif

starboy96: bye you asshole

plantbean: lov u tooooo

GWOEISGHWOGHWOG OMG YOU GUYS THANKS SO MUCH FOR 10K THIS IS THE BEST THING UR ALL MY FAVS  I LOVE YOU ALLLL

(alsooo im currently writing shitloads of fics atm and i might publish a brand new one soon!!!! i'll post a separate chapter next week sometime listing a description of every draft i have and you can tell me which one youd be the most interested in reading next!)

mollo out bye guys stay rad (hmu on ig btw @ molly.sgkwn)

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