Undertale Characters React to Ships

300 ALREADY!?

(Well, that was fast....*throws characters into a room* DO SOMETHING!)

Toriel: *sitting at table frowning at nothing*

Frisk: Mom?

Toriel: Yes, my child? *continues frowning*

Frisk: Are you good?

Toriel: I am feeling very conflicted at the moment.

Frisk: About what?

Toriel: Well, you see when you dared Sans to-

Sans: *walks into room* heya, kid. 'sup tori? *walks to fridge and grabs ketchup*

Toriel: 0_0 *faceplants onto table*

Sans:...uh...tori?

Frisk: *puts two and two together* *evil giggles*

Sans: uh???

Toriel: *dead inside*

Frisk: *sends Sans a childish glare*

Sans: i'm so confused...tori are you alright? *taps her shoulder*

Toriel: *frozen*

Sans: ...*remembers the dare* ...wait a minute-

Frisk: *can't hold back anymore* MOM AND SANS, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N--

Chara:*runs into room* *covers Frisk's mouth* NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!

Frisk: *bites Chara's hand*

Chara: *snaps hand away* OW!!!

Frisk: -G! FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES--

Chara: *tackles Frisk* I SWEAR TO F***ING GOD!

Frisk/Chara: *rolls out of room fighting with each other*

Sans: *eye-lights gone* uhhhhhh.

Toriel: *slams face into table*

Sans: soooooooo...this is awkward.

Toriel: *groan*

Sans: uh, tori...

Toriel: *lifts her head* Yes?

Sans: i, uh, have been meaning to talk to you...about the whole...you know... *puts ketchup down on counter*

Toriel: Go on.

Sans: i'm....erm...sorry that i made it more awkward than it had to be...i guess i was scare-- nervous that you'd get mad at me...or something...i don't know! ugh, i'm sorry, i'm a bonehead...heh.

Toriel:...Why would I ever be mad at you?

Sans: i know, it was dumb of me to think that... i guess i was sc-- nervous you'd not talk to me anymore...like we always have... i just... don't wanna lose your trust...heh

Toriel: Sans, why would I stop talking to you?

Sans: i mean, like how we've always talked to each other... i didn't want it to get awkward between us... i don't know if you realize this but, i've told you things that only my brother knows... i guess i didn't want to lose a person to go to... *looks down at feet*

Toriel: Oh... Sans, don't feel like you'd lose me ever, especially because of something that silly.

Sans: then why were you just acting weird?

Toriel: Well, you see... I was about to bring it up to Frisk, but "speak of the devil", you decided to walk in.

Sans:...that doesn't explain the whole... face planting(?) thing...

Toriel:*taps claws together* I...um...

Sans:...tori? *walks up next to her*

Toriel:...

Sans: what exactly were you gonna tell the little weirdo?

(From the other room)

Frisk: SHIPPPPP!

Chara: SHUT UP!

Frisk: I REFUSE!

Chara: I HATE YOU!

(A Turtle is hissing through their teeth at Frisk)

Toriel: Well, I was going to tell them that I was feeling conflicted...

Sans: conflicted? 'bout what?

Toriel: *pushes up glasses* Conflicted about how I felt.

Sans: *pulls up chair next to her* wanna talk about it?

Toriel:....It would be for the best...

Sans: okay... i guess, just explain.

Toriel: Well, when you...did the dare.... I didn't exactly...hate it. Of course, I do not have those feelings for you....but...for some reason, I didn't mind the whole thing happening either.

Sans:....that's it?

Toriel: Yes?

Sans: *snicker*

Toriel: Huh???

Sans: tori! you made it seem like it was a big deal. *laughs*

Toriel: *purses lips*

Sans: *still laughing* what's that face mean?

Toriel: *stubbornly purses lips, trying not to laugh*

Sans: *can't stop laughing* oh no~ what ever will thou do~ *makes kissy noises before laughing even harder*

Toriel: *gives in* *bursts into laughter* Oh my, I guess I was being silly!

Sans: this whole thing really goat out of hand. *winks*

Toriel: *laughs even harder* *snorts*....

Sans:....

Toriel:....

Sans: did you just snort?

Toriel:.....

Sans: 'cause that was pretty....baaaaaa-d.

Toriel: Sans!

Sans: what?

Toriel: You're so strange. *laughs*

Sans:i know.

Frisk: * comes flying back into room* DID I MISS THE KISSING???

Chara: *tackles them again: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!

Sans: oh boy...

Toriel: My child, killing is very bad! And, Frisk, there was no kissing and there won't be any.

Frisk: *wiggles out from under Chara*.....WHYYYYY NOT? *points to Sans* WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Sans: not kiss.

Frisk:....* rages out of room*

Chara:....*throws arms in the air* HALLELUJAH!

Asgore: *peaks in hopefully*

Toriel:*glare* Beat it neck beard.

Asgore: Oh...*leaves*

(That was...a thing....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)