Harry Potter: AND SO THIS GIRL AT SCHOOL....
Me: *hears this*
Harry Potter: SHE TRIED TO KISS ME SO...
Me: *hatches evil plan and sneaks up behind him*
Harry Potter: I TRIED TO KISS HER BACK...
Me: *voices approve of evil plan*
Harry Potter: *smiles* AND I HAVE A GIRLFRI-
Me: *grabs his shoulders and shakes him*
*lemongrab voice* UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!