ENGAGE PANIC MODE I REPEAT ENGAGE PANIC MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tacos/Potatoes/Attack Helicopters/you guys: What's wrong??
Me: I JUST FOUND OUT A FEW DAYS AGO THAT AN ACTUAL HOOMAN HAS A CRUSH ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys: You're overreacting
Me: Well..... Yeah BUT!!!!!! It's still really hard for me to believe
You guys: Okay, whatever