Talk To Yuki!!!![DISCONTINUED]

The Return Of Band Stories!!!!

Sun Tan: *being an idiot*

Josephi: Guys, we need to work on this music now.

Everyone: *ignores*

Josephi: *helplessly looks around*

Sun Tan: *slowly picks up a cymbal*

Me: *instantly covers my ears*

Sun Tan: *lifts above head*

Josephi: *covers ears and looks at me*

Me: *gives Josephi the 'oh god not this again' face*

Sun Tan: *Slams cymbal to the ground*

Sun Tan: H E Y.  *softens voice* Let's practice now please.
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Josephi: Tell me who Ham Sandwich Senpai is or I won't buy you any more grape Fanta.

(Ham Sandwich Senpai=crush and grape Fanta=Ouma Kokichi the supreme leader and my forever imaginary husbando)

Me: *slams hand on piano* Three people. In this room. Guess. Right now.

Josephi: You won't give me a straight answer if I do guess it right though...

Me: Bet.

Josephi: *after a while* Me?

Me: *starts choking on Fanta I was drinking*

Josephi: *laughs a bit* I know, toootally off.

Me: Haha... ha... ha....

*akward staring*

Me: Fanta you understand me... *picks up Fanta and walks away*

Josephi: Wait I was RIGHT?!

Me: *more intense awkward giggles*

(He's chill with it but it won't happen so #friendzoned)
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Tumblr: *points to one of my classmates who's kneeling over with his rear end to us and whispers* He's ready for penetration.

Fire Head: *walks to him and pokes his butt with a mallet*

Classmate: *falls over confused*

Josephi: *notices what happened* What the fuc-
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Band started again!!!! Also, me and a few people have started a writing challenge so check that out!!!

See ya soon!