Talk To Yuki!!!![DISCONTINUED]

Literal Conversations in Band *topic/Language warning*

Okay so if you guys know how high school band works you know that pit is the part of percussion that stands in front with the xylophone, marimba and other stuff.

If you don't know, look up high school band shows and watch one. I'm talking about the people up front that stand there with sticks.

There so with that in mind I'm in that group and It's called pit. (like I said) And we have..... weird conversations.

Examples:

*me, SL (section leader) and M are looking at a formation everyone else has to do*

Me: It's a heart!!!

M: It looks like a bum (butt, booty, ass etc.)
*warning*

SL: It's a fetus.

M&Me: *stares*

SL: *oblivious of staring* WAIT NO ITS AN ASS!!!

All: *laughing*

Me: *laughing too hard to say anything so just points to where a seesaw (It's one of our props) is at*

SL: THERES AN ASSCRACK!!!!!
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Me: *looks at SL* Is it just me or did you grow in a week.

SL: *pits his arm on my shoulder and smiles like an idiot on crack*

Me: *mumbles and moves* Ireallywannasmackyou (I'm 5,5 1/2... that's tall right? For an 8th grader?)

SL: I bet all my height is in my neck *says seriously with a straight face*

Me: *laughs so hard I fall into my keyboard*
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(This one was a week or so ago)

Me: I HAVE QUARTERS!!!

(We were at the vending machine)

SL: Can I borrow them? I'll pay you back.

Me: Sure *gives him quarters*

Me: *1 minute later* Wait where are my quarters?

Xylo Player: You're kidding me right?

SL: *slowly looks up at me from the ground as he gets his drink*

Me: Yeah I think I dropped them. (I legit forgot... I felt so stupid when they explained what I did later....)

Earlier today~

Me: Hey look, a bird!! I'm doing pretty good at this right now so I'm really happy!!!

SL: I'm happy you're doing wel-

Me: *gets one text* I wanna slap someone then burn them...

SL: ... *probably wondering if I'm bipolar*