ASK/ DARE MADARA UCHIHA!!

Ask/Dare #6

@Awkward_fangirlz asks.....
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?!
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Madara: That's quite simple, however, I will not leave it unanswered. My favorite color is orange. There.

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And @Awkward_fangirlz dares.....
I guess I dare you to go to the land of iron and run around in the snow in your boxers for 6 hours.

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Madara: Are... you.... CRAZY? I really don't- well- this is just simply.... FINE!!!
-And off he went, on his way to the Land of Iron. It became colder and colder, the further he went onwards in that particular direction. Finally,  after a long time of traveling, Madara halts, hiding behind a tree as he had spotted samurai up ahead.-

Random Samurai: -Currently guarding a large temple, until suddenly, he spots a man, yet... hardly clothed. And... jogging? He fell to his knees, held his breath with an agonizingly wide smile, then burst into tears, laughing like a maniac.-

Madara: -He was only in his boxers, jogging about in the frigid, ice cold weather.-
This is utter humiliation... I am Madara Uchiha! Not some chew toy for fangirls!
-He growls to himself whilst continuing to jog, until he heard laughter up ahead. He spots the samurai, on his knees, dying laughing.-
...YOU THERE, SAMURAI!!!!

Random samurai: -He turns and looks up at him, obviously not knowing who this man was.-
BAHAHAHA!!! WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING-
-He laughs, until immediately being interrupted...-

Madara: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??
-He calls, for he stood at a slight distance away.-

Random samurai: A crazy old man!!!!
-The samurai calls back in response, then sitting up whilst holding his stomach, currently cooled up from laughing so hard.-

Madara: WELL, SINCE YOU DON'T KNOW, I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU!!! I AM THE GREAT MADARA UCHIHA!!! AND I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU!!!

Random samurai: Yeah, ok you silly old-

Madara: -He quickly performs multiple hand signs, then yells,-
FIRE STYLE, MAJESTIC DESTROYER FLAME!!!!
-A massive spray of fire was sent towards the samurai, which was almost immediately burned and shriveled away, followed by agonizing screams.-
THERE'S YOUR PROOF!!! Ahem... and there goes a witness....
-He then continues on his jog, his body growing cuts and bruises from the cold nipping at him while his skin became dry and cracked. Madara's long black hair and boxers were the only thing protecting him from the intense weather.-

-SIX HOURS LATER-

Madara: -He had returned to his clothes and armor, in which he quickly pulls back on as rapidly as possible.-
M-My body is... S-S-so c-cold....
-He shivers, his arms crossed tight while strands of his hair began to cling together, ice beginning to form.-
I.... don't want to... do th-this... again.... b-but... I guess... I'm b-being... f-f-forced... t-to... a challenging dare.... yet... even with the hardest... ch-challenge.... I will s-S-still... p-pull through.... B-B-BRING IT!!

((I had lots of fun with this!!!! Poor Madara!!! Savage fan girls are savage!))