@FTSkyDragonSlayer says,
I dare him to read some Madara x Izuna fanfics
*coughsmutcough*______
Madara: WHAT?!?!? YOU WANT ME TO READ SEXUAL CONTENT BASED OFF OF ME DOING IT WITH MY BROTHER?!?! Fangirls. Fangirls fangirls fangirls. What am I to DO with them? They truly torture me... alright. FINE.
-He growls, then snatching a book @FTSkyDragonSlayer passes to him. He reads the title aloud,-
Madara Uchiha X Izuna Uchiha reader lemon. Written by MadaraLemonGod. Madara lemon god. I'm going to kill myself, perhaps.
-He opens up the first page, relaxing himself in a rocking arm chair and starting to read. The book was written very well. He applauded the description that was used, until... Madara's face had begun to grow a darker and darker shade of red, as the sexual action increased.-
What the.... what the hell.... my brother just.... he just started to suck on my....
-The Uchiha but his lip, trying his hardest not to throw the book and burn it with his own chakra usage.-
I.... I....Izuna: HIYA MADARA!!!
Madara: AHHHH!!!
-He screams, immediately hiding the book behind his back.-Izuna: Hmmm... whatcha reeeeadin'?
Madara: N-Nothing, Izuna! I was reading nothing. No need to worry-
Izuna: What's behind your back? Hmm..?
Madara: BAHAHAHA!!! There's nothing behind my back, Izuna! Just the chair!!!
Izuna: Just the... grrr... quit lying to me and show me!!
Madara: No! I meant-
Izuna: Come on. You stole my eyes, betrayed your clan, let me die...
Madara: That's not going to work.
Izuna: Pleeeease?
Madara: No. You're.... uh... not old enough. You're too young.
Izuna: WHAT?! That makes no sense! I am old enough-
Madara: No. You're not. Mother would KILL you if she caught you reading the book I was reading... now scram.
Izuna: Are you reading smut?
Madara: WHAT?!?! NO!!! HAHAHA!!! WHY WOULD YOUR OLDER BROTHER EVER READ SUCH THINGS!!! HAHAHA!!! YOU'RE HILARIOUS!!!
Izuna: Oh. Well I like to read smut. It's no big deal-
Madara: I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW THAT, IZUNA!!!!
Izuna: I was just sayin'-
Madara: SCRAM!!!
Izuna: -And with that, Izuna was gone.-
Madara: -He wipes sweat off his forehead.-
Damn... that was close... damn you, fangirls...((LOL! Madara almost got caught reading some incest porn by his brother!!! Lol,Had fun with this one!!!))
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