Ron:I hear you and Malfoy are going on another date this Wednesday. The 2nd date thus week, and not only that, what your 11th date as well.
Harry:Ron if you start I will have Mione kill you.
Ron:Make you sure you use protection.
Harry:RON!!! DRACO AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN IN A BEDROOM TOGETHRR
Harry:*TOGETHER
Ron:Okay. Buuuuut, Harry and Malfoy sitting in a tree.
Harry:Ron, I swear to god.
Ron:K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Harry:I will crucio you while your sleeping.
Ron:First comes love , then comes marriage, HERE COMES MALFOY WITH A BABY CARRIAGE!!!
Harry:Men can't even get pregnet.
Ron:Male wizards can, but its rare, but muggleborns can't get pregnet.
Harry:OOOOOOOOKAAAAAAYYYY......
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Ron:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Harry:WHAT IS IT RON?!
Ron:Mione is usually back from the ministry at 10:00 it's 10:10!!!!! Where is she?!
Harry:Relax, remember, she is with me, she's making Look for a birthday present for Draco this Wednesday.
Ron:SOOO that's why your taking him out.
Harry:Yeah. Oh and ron, mione told me to tell you that she can look after herself.
-A.N-
Honestly, I didn't think I would put mpregs in this until now. That shows how organized I am. Well, yeah. Hope you enjoyed this. Booooiii!!
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Harry Potter Text (Drarry)
FanfictionText from the Harry Potter members. Warnings:There may be smut, there's wolfstar, Remus, Sirius , Snpe and Fred are still alive. And mpregs. Harry Potter not mine.
