V - Oh Hi John's Dad

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A/N We hit 100+ reads! What?! Yay thank you guys so much for reading my awkward and very gay fanfic!

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Alex and Lafayette were so mesmerized by Steven Universe playing on the television that they didn't even notice Martha Washington walk in.

"Hello George! Hi Laf! Oh, and you must be Alexander!" Martha said walking into the living room and seeing the two boys.

Alexander and Lafayette jumped at her sudden speaking. "Oh um, yes ma'am. I am Alexander" Alexander stood up and shook her hand.

"Alexander, this is my wife Martha" George said entering the living room "Now sit down, son, we need to go over rules and such" George sat in the chair by the fireplace.

-----Time skip brought to you by crippling laziness-----

Alex sat in the chair for that was in front of Lafayette's desk while Laf sat on his bed. They were talking about normal things like hobbies, likes/dislikes, etc. just to get to know each other a little better.

After a while, a soft knock sounded in Lafayette's door, "Alex, why don't you get unpacked a little, it's getting dark and I want you both in bed in a reasonable time frame" George said.

"Yessir! See you later Laf" Alex said, standing up and leaving the room. He walked into his own with was completely untouched except for Alex's bag that still sat on the bed.

He started putting clothes into the closet and setting miscellaneous objects in his desk. After he was finished he sat in his bed and grabbed his phone.

Alex checked his wrist and read the phone numbers that his only ever group of friends wrote down. He put them in his phone and started a group chate.

BiFURIOUS: hi guys
TurtleBoi~<3: ALEX!
HorseLover: Yo!
LargeBaguette: Bonjour on amies!
TurtleBoi~<3: Alex, I want to know what you put my name as in your phone! You're in mine as BiFURIOUS
BiFURIOUS: TurtleBoi
HorseLover: you sure about that Alex? It's JUST TurtleBoi?
BiFURIOUS: yes.
LargeBaguette: you put a period at the end of yes. THAT MEANS SOMETHING! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TurtleBoi~<3: I think he's telling the truth
HorseLover: HA!
LargeBaguette: gay
BiFURIOUS: Laf, you're literally 2x more gay than me
LargeBaguette: true...
TurtleBoi~<3: all of you are weird. I'm going to get some sleep now
HorseLover: farewell future Ham
TurtleBoi~<3: ???
LargeBaguette: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Alex set his phone down in his bedside table and cupped his hands around his mouth to form a sorry if microphone. "Au moins je n'ai pas un petit ami qui baise des chevaux!" He called, trying to restrain laughter.

He heard a door from down the hall slam open and footsteps marching across the floor to in front of Alexander's door. The door swung open and the stood Lafayette looking pretty pissed.

"Il n'est pas mon petit ami, pour le moment. Et il ne baise pas les chevaux ... je pense. En outre, au moins j'ai une chance avec un autre mec" Laf smirked.

"Wow, je suis tellement offensé par votre fry sass" Alex sarcastically acted offended. After a few seconds of Alex flipping his hair, the two burst out laughing.

"Will you two stop having French conversations?! It's kind of confusing!" George called from downstairs.

Lafayette went back to their own room and Alex laid back on his bed and sighed. "What the hell, John" he said to himself.

He looked outside and noticed it was pretty dark out, but he wasn't tired. He never was. He has trained his body to be able to stay awake for very long periods of time.

He grabbed his laptop from his desk and opened it up to a document. It was of a story he had been writing, but hit a writer's block after the hurricane, so it had been untouched for weeks.

He thought of ideas as he scrolled through 42 pages that were filled with words. Then suddenly a thought dawned upon him. He would start writing about his experiences in America, so far. He'd change many things about it, but keep it relatively similar.

John pov

A/N oh wow I'm doing character pov's now!

When I arrived home, I was happy to see that no one had broken anything or set the house on fire. James was sitting in the living room watching Paw Patrol with and sitting in Martha's lap. Henry was putting together and puzzle in the coffee table. Phillip was perched on a pillow that sat next to Martha and James.

But then I saw my dad sitting on the couch and holding my baby sister Mary.

"H-hey dad. I didn't think you were supposed to get off work for a few hours" I said, nervously.

"Well, that's what you thought. So you left your younger sister in charge of three kids under ten, one of them being an infant, and your petty turtle" He said, standing up and turning to looking me straight in the eyes.

"I'm sorry, sir" I mumbled. "What was that boy?" He said slightly raising his voice. "I'm sorry, sir" I said a little louder. "Get out of my sights before I subconsciously hurt you" he sighed, sitting back down.

I ran upstairs and into my room quickly, "I'm such and idiot" I mumbled to myself and rubbing my temples.

My phone buzzed and I saw that Alexander had started a group chat. I was blushing like a tomato as Herc and Laf made fun of Alex and I.

It told them I believed Alex, but I didn't. I smirked knowing that TurtleBoi either wasn't actually it, or there was more to it.

Translations
Au moins je n'ai pas un petit ami qui baise des chevaux - At least I don't have a boyfriend who fucks horses!
Il n'est pas mon petit ami, pour le moment. Et il ne baise pas les chevaux ... je pense. En outre, au moins j'ai une chance avec un autre mec - He's not my boyfriend, yet. And he does not fuck the horses ... I think. In addition, at least I have a chance with another guy
Wow, je suis tellement offensé par votre fry sass - wow, i'm so offended by your french fry sass

A/N Wow an UPDATE?! (Thomas: whaaaaaat) Ok so John's dad is mean and yes, mes amies, he may or may not abuse his children later on... woops

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