Trash: so its like 1 in the morning.....
*hears arguing* oh dear lord
*goes and finds Romano and Belgium fighting over Spain*
Romano: HIS BUTY IS MINE
BELGIUM:(TOO LAZY TO GET OUT OF CAPS LOCK AND BE WARNED THEE WILL BE SPWLING ERROS IM TOO LAZY TO FIX) WELL I KMEW HIM LONGER
ROMANO: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!?! HIS CHURRO WEMT IN MY BUTT
BELGIUM: W-WELL...
ROMANI: YOY SEE GURL OU GIT NOTHIN ON ME!!!
~ IN SPAIN~
Madrid: Papá! Mamá tought me a new word!
Spain: and what is that?
Madrid: Punta!
Spain: ohhh is that
ROMANO!!!
Romano: AYYYEEE THATS-A MAI GURL!!!
~IN ITALY~ (If you need translation jsut ask!)
Itaky: GERMANIA
BERmany: WAS
UTALY: GWRMANIA
GERMAY: WAS
UTALY: MI PERMETTA DI SUCCHIARE IL CAZZO
GWny: DU MACHST MICH GEIL
ITAKY: NON LO SO
GERITA: UUUGGGHHH *DAMN LE KISSEH TIMES*
~IN GERMAY~
PEUSAUA: BURDIE
CANADA: oui Gil
Prussia: BURDE ICH LIEBE DICH!!
CANADA: J T'AIME!!
*DMAN LE KISSEG TIMEZ*
~I FYCKINH FRANCE~ (if you need translations just ask!)
KISSEJ ON LEGZ: ANGLETERRE VOUS VOULEZ LE CUM SUR MON EIFFEL TOWER
IGGY IGS: WHY THE BLOODY HELL WOULF U D O THAT
Frig: PARCE QUE JE T'AIME
IGGY: ZUUUGGGGHHHH ONLY IF YOU SUCK MAI BIG BEN
KISSEH IN LEGZ: D'ACCORD
*DAMN LE SEXY THIMEZ*
~AGIN IN SPAI ~ (if you need translatio jsut ask!)
SPADADAY: MI TOMATE PEQUEÑO?!!
ROAMAMA: QUE?! (look i know im making him speak i n Spanish, but Roma knows Soainish in mau unuverae so dealz with it!)
SPADADDY: DONDE ESTAS?!?!
ROMAMAMY: EN LOS CAMPOS DE TOMATE
SPADADDY: POR QUE
ROMMAMA: PORQUE AMO TOMATES
SPADADDY: POR QUE NO ME AMAS?!?!
ROMMAMA: PERO YO TE AMO
SPADADDY: DE VERDAD
ROMMAMA: SÍ
*MALDITA SEA LA KISSEH VECES*
( too lazy to do GiriPan, srry )
TRash: Ok, así que todos hicieron el kisseh con su amante. Et je suis toujours seul. Alors ¡Adiós!
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Hetalia Adventures (Basically Crack)
Humor|Highest Ranking: 129 in Humor| Hai! Read the title, and Sadly I don't own Hetalia, if I did wouldn't be here,so, yeah! Thank you @AristocraticLilGirl For everything! Ich Liebe Dich all of you, and Shine Bright Like a Doistu! BAI!!
