Germany: check please
Italy:[takes wallet out]
Germany: [has credit card ready] let me pay for zhis
Italy: you always pay for-a dates let me take care of it this time
Germany:just let me pay
Italy: why is it-a always like that with you. always telling me what to do and then-
Germany: i vouldn’t have to tell jou vhat to do if only jou knew vhat jou vere doing
Prussia:[KNOCKS DOWN A DOOR] shut zhe fuck up both of jou before vone of jou says some shit jou’ll both regret
Prussia [ SWIPES HIS CARD]
Prussia [LEAVES]
Italy: i’m sorry, i-a didn’t mean to call you bossy
Germany: Zhe fault is mine, i’m alvays doing stuff for jou, undermining jou
Germany: [ turns around] jou do know ve can see jou, East?
Prussia [ disguised as wallpaper recording] don’t mind me, i’m a vall
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Hetalia Adventures (Basically Crack)
Humor|Highest Ranking: 129 in Humor| Hai! Read the title, and Sadly I don't own Hetalia, if I did wouldn't be here,so, yeah! Thank you @AristocraticLilGirl For everything! Ich Liebe Dich all of you, and Shine Bright Like a Doistu! BAI!!
