Hetalia Adventures (Basically Crack)

Everybody Hates Rome

(Spain: OK so we know whats wrong with Italy! Its bad, but we have hope that he will be OK!)

Rome: *hums* wait*gasps and points at Germania* look Carthage, the Lorax

Carthage: wah? *looks in direction* oooohhhhhh

Both:*snicker*

Germania:*sits in the tree branch* vhy zhe hell are jou laughing now?

Rome: 'cuz, y-

Mama Egypt and Mama Greece:*walk in*

Rome:*gets up* why hello ladies

Mama Greece: we're taken

Mama Egypt: by each other

Rome: why don't you love me?!

(Mama Egypt and Greece) Lesboisland: BECAUSD YOU KILLED US!!!

Carthage: yeah, why am I here, you burned me Rome

Rome: YOU WERE GOING TO BURN YOUR-A CHILDREN!!!!!

Carthage and lesboisland:*walk over to Germania*

Germania: don't vorry, I got him back and destroyed his empire.

Rome: cold, just cold

Germania:*crosses arms* ja, vhatever

Rome: Byzantium, do you like me or that Lorax over there, son

Byzantium: um, that Lorax

Rome: really!

Germania:*jumps down and pats Rome's head* its OK.

Rome: life hates me

Germania: Jes

Rome *hugs Germania*

Germania: let go

Rome: eh, nah
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Young!Trash: the end

Holy Rome: really?

Chibitalia: well what-a happens next?

Young!Trash: you'll find out tomorrow

Holy Rome:*sighs* OK, *grabs Chibitalia's hand* let'z go to bed?

Chibitalia:*nods*

Young!Trash: ok, goodnight!