She's the man- Joey Trotta

4

"Dammit" I muttered

"Watch your mouth Mr. Connors." The Dean snapped.

"Sorry sir."

"Didn't you get just here?" The Dean asked.

"Um no?"

"You lied?" James asked

"Yes James, what else is new?" I rolled my eyes.

We all got in trouble but Billy get the worst of it.

Pots and pans for the rest of the semester.

He was also to obtain all the bottles of "mouthwash" he sold to different students and he was pissed as hell when he got back later that night.

"We gotta do something epic and tonight."

"How bout we do the food coloring thing Charlie did?"

"Nah that's too destructive."

"I got just the idea."

That's how I ended up talking Mr. Gould's furniture outside.

It took us about 2 hours to finish and by the time I was done I was totally beat.

"Okay guys, I'm gonna go shower, uh bye." I headed to the locker room.

I didn't pull many pranks so I had to wash off the guilt.

"Good idea, I'll come with you." Joey followed.

Shit.

"No!" I shouted in a more feminine voice.

All the boys looked at me strangely.

"I mean- you don't wanna have so many showers on at this hour, the uh dean might get suspicious." I switch my boy voice back.

The boys nodded buying the lie I sold.

"Nice thinking Chuck." Ric patted my back.

"Yeah, well I gotta go." I walked away.

Jesus that was a close one.

I took a shower and I wasn't sure how long I would be able to last at this school.

When I got back to the dorm I fell asleep right as my face hit the pillow.

I was awaken by Joey and Billy reminding me of the meeting.

Since Billy had fulfilled his punishment yesterday he went outside and me and Joey when to the office.

The Dean called everyone's parents but only my "mom" Lily showed up.

Seeing these boys swoon over Lily was the most awkward thing I had ever experienced.

After the meeting Lily and I went out to the hall to talk.

"How are you holding up?" She asked softly.

"Is it too late to back out of this?" I answered with another question.

"Sorry Charlie, we still aren't sure on Luis Cali's whereabouts, just keep a look out on anything suspicious."

I nodded my head.

"Your earpiece should be working, so you aren't alone."

Lily hugged me.

I didn't hug back.

When she left i got asked questions and comments that I could've lived without.

"Is she single?" Hank asked

"Do you have a sister?" Snuffy asked.

"She's is one fine dime." Ric told me.

"Guys that's my mom!!" I shut them down.

Joey pat me on the back.

"You get used to it." Joey muttered.

We went outside to meet with Billy and marvel over the prank.

We got scolded again  by the dean while Dottie laughed, who was on the other side of the earpiece.

"Oh my god, you can actually see the vain popping out of his forehead." Dottie giggled.

"Wait how did Dottie see his forehead?" James asked.

"The camera that was hidden in my pin." I reminded.

I snickered at her comment.

"What's so funny Mr. Connors?" The Dean snapped.

"Uh nothing- I just- isn't it time for Breakfast." I changed the subject.

The Dean looked at his watch.

"Very well, put everything back and head to cafeteria."