The Spine: *Standing around doing nothing*
The Jon: *runs in screaming*
The Spine: *jumps up like a cat exposed to a le cucumber* WHAT THE FRICK FRAGLE THE JON YOU ALMOST GAVE ME- a...a..... I don't have a heart so I dunno what-
The Jon: SHUT UP
The Spine: R00d
The Jon: I found the love of my life *eyes sparkle*
The Spine: And who would that be?
The Jon: My sandwich!
The Spine: not even a sandwich would learn to love YOU
The Jon: *cris in a le corner*
The Spine: oh shoot waddup
Rabbit: *bursts through the wall* I HEAR PAIN AND SORROW!
The Jon: The Spine keeps saying the sandwich won't love me
Rabbit: There,there The Jon don't worry I fell in love with a beautiful toaster and I dropped her, I may never learn to love again
The Spine: Rabbit, what do you want?
Rabbit: I AM A BUNNY GODDESS I PUNISH YOU TO A LIFE OF CATZZZZZZZZZZ
The Spine: What?
*Suddenly a bunch of catz run in and they floods through the house*
The Jon: HALP IM STUCK IN THE WAVE OF CATZ!
The Spine: *swims through the wave of cats with ease*
Rabbit: *swims to The Jon and grabs him*
The Spine: *finds a random boat the size of the titanic and crashes through the house*
*the cats flood out of the house and through the neighbourhood*
The Jon: HERE COME DAT SPINE O SHOOT WADDUP
The Spine: AAAAAAAAAA
Rabbit: I like carrots.
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ESTÁS LEYENDO
Steam Powered Giraffe ON CRACK
FanficA series of shitty Steam Powered Giraffe fan fics.