The Spine: ahhh it feels so good to finally get to relax *stretches on a chair*
The Jon: *appears from behind The Spine, kisses his forehead and runs off*
The Spine: R A B B I T
Rabbit: *appears from behind the chair* yeeees?
The Spine: Have you been stealing love arrows again?
Rabbit: maaaaaaaybe
The Spine: Well go fix The Jon!
Rabbit: OK *grabs a frying pan*
The Jon: *hiding the bushes*
Rabbit: *appears beside The Jon*
The Jon: HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!
Rabbit: I'm here to make you not have feelings for The Spoon
The Jon: BUT I LOVE HIM
Rabbit: no you don't. *hits The Jon with the frying pan*
The Spine: *le sigh* finally time to relax
Rabbit: *shakes The Spine rapidly* A A A A
The Spine: HUH? WHA-
Rabbit: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP *dances around*
The Spine: WHAT THE HELL RABBIT!
Rabbit: H A T C H W O R T H
The Spine: WHAT ABOUT HIM?
Rabbit: HIS MUSTACHE IS AFTER ME
*Suddenly Hatchworth's mustache walks in the room*
Rabbit: I T F O U N D M E *runs*
The Spine: *sighs* we can't have ONE normal day *gets out a flowing sword* be gone...beast
Hatchworth: *runs in the room* NO DON'T HURT IT
The Spine: Why not?
Hatchworth: *puts a leash on the mustache* Because you need to get to know him better
The Spine: I quit. *walks away*
The Jon: *parks quesadilla on Hatchworth's mustache* Whoops sorry.
Hatchworth: .....
The Jon: I'm just...gonna... *runs*
Hatchworth: In ThE ArMs 0f ThE AnGeLs
Rabbit: I like carrots
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FanfictionA series of shitty Steam Powered Giraffe fan fics.
