Steam Powered Giraffe ON CRACK

Steam Powered Jurrasic Park

~congrats you get to be in le story~

Rabbit: I am le park ranger I make sure the le dinosaurs are not killin' pplz

You: I'm the only one here :V

Rabbit: Oh.

*Upgrade walks in*

Upgrade: I'm here for no reason.

You: oh wow.

Rabbit: :V *picks you up and throws you over the wall and suddenly it's 11:00 at night*

You: OH CRAP IT'S SO SPOOPY

The Jon: IMMA HALP YOU SURVIVE THE SPINEASAURS

You: The Spineasaurs? I thought they where called dinosaurs

The Jon: Rabbbit lied.

You: I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY TWO B'S

The Jon: THE WRITER LIED TO!

You: WHO'S THE WRITER??!?!?!??!?!?!

The Jon: *grabs you and shakes you*

*Suddenly the ground begins to shake*

The Jon: *whispers* Its the Spineasauris Rex.

You: oh...my......God...

The Spineasauris Rex: Yo.

You and The Jon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *runs*

*runs through bushes n' crap*

The Jon: sweet home Alabama. Oh I'm coming to you.

You: who are you

The Jon:.....uh...I'm android....Jim :3

You: k den.

Random Spineasaur: *picks up le Jon and throws him across the earth*

You: oh crap I'm alone.

Random Spineasaur: Rawr.

You: oh shoot I'm so dead. *runs*

Rabbit: Oh hey.

You: please God help me :>

Rabbit: I would buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

You: *jumps in a tree*

Rabbit: wait.

You: no.

Rabbit: please.

You: no.

Rabbit: please.

You: no.

Rabbit: please *Dies*

You: that was easy *floats away*

The Jon: WAIT NU IM STILL ALIVE!

Rabbit: I like carrots.