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Symmetrical Santiago

~Enter dramatic and intense music here~

The Jon: I have been training for all my life... I've seen this day coming, I can finally face The Spine! In the name of Lord Death!!

The Spine: how much anime have you been watching?

The Jon: Fool! You can not distract me, I am a Meister!!

The Spine: *heavily sighs then stands there uninterested*

The Jon: H A H A NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF MY WEAPON *picks up Rabbit*

Rabbit: yo.

The Spine: oh no whatever shall I do?

The Jon: YOU ARE NOT SYM-

Death The Kid: SYMMETRICAL!! YOU ARE NOT SYMMETRICAL! *opens the door then crashes through the wall*

Rabbit: lol.

Death The Kid: *starts to shoot le weapons* S Y M M E T R Y

The Jon: *starts hitting The Spine in the head with Rabbit*
C R Y S T A L P E P S I

The Spine: What has this world turned into? *quietly sips tea*

Death The Kid: *stops shooting then cuts off The Spine's handkerchief pocket*

The Spine: *spits out tea* WHY??!?!?!?!?!?!

Death The Kid: now you're symmetrical

The Spine: *curls up in the cro-ner*

*Suddenly there is a thumping on the roof followed by a loud "YAHOO"*

Death The Kid: Oh no.

*Black*Star then falls through the roof*

Black*Star: YAHOO! I WILL DEFEAT THESE ROBOTS!

The Jon: HA! RABBIT TRANSFORM! .

Rabbit: lol k. *Transforms into a random weapon*

The Spine: HOW THE-

Black*Star: HA! THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?! TSUBAKI ENCHANTED SWORD MODE!....

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Black*Star: TSUBAKI ENCHANTED SWORD MODE! Where the-*looks down at fists to find a note that says "I'm tired of your shit. 💜~Tsubaki"* 

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Black*Star: DAMN IT!

The Jon: *Dashes towards Black*Star and stabs the weapon right through Black*Star*

Black*Star: lol. *dies*

Death The Kid: I like symmetry.

Rabbit: I like carrots.

Death The Kid: *shoots everyone* Santiago.

Symmetrical Santiago.