*Sad story intensifies*
The Spine: O I'm in flower crown
Celestia: you're bootyful Spoon
The Spine: I dun feel bootiful *floats down the aisle and looks at smol child*
Lilac: I'm sad because I'm going the Hunger games because of you
The Spine: O wow.
*Arena intensifies*
The Spine: Imma die now *dies*
Robits: we beter put flowers on this anthropomorphic dinosaur.
*Tears intensifies*
The Spine: Lolol JK I'm alive.
Lilac: I'm here to
The Spine: 0 M G PURE CHILD!
Lilac: lol *dies*
Dying Tribute Lady: > bleep < THE PRESIDENT > bleep < THE CAPITOL AND EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH IT!
President: lol whatever.
The Spine: *Turns into a bird* Squawk.
President: OH SHOOT- IMMA KILL HIM I HATE HIM 0 M G EDBSBSJSJJWKWJWJEJW
The Jon: I'm alive.
The Spine: Oh wow.
Rabbit: I like carrots.
The Spine: imma hang myself in tree.
The Jon: because you like the song?
The Spine: No, because I want my suffering to end.
Rabbit: o.
The Spine: o shoot evil monkeys.
*More Tears intensifies*
The Jon: CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
The Spine: Jon you stupid robit, you don't have skin.
Rabbit: I like carrots
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Steam Powered Giraffe ON CRACK
FanfictionA series of shitty Steam Powered Giraffe fan fics.
