Steam Powered Giraffe ON CRACK

Their return

Ya'll,, I'm tired af but whatever, it's been almost a year--

Rabbit: Guys! It's an emergency!

Rabbit: Somebody is reviving this shitty fan fiction!

Everyone: W H AT ?

The Spine: But w a i t hasn't the creator moved on to shitty, more toxic fandoms like Danganronpa?

Rabbit: Yes. Yes they have. 

The Spine: But there hasn't been a chapter in months...nobody will ever wanna read these again.

Rabbit: I like carrots. 

The Spine: Isn't that joke overused and annoying now?

The Jon: S A ND WHICH 

The Spine: We'll never popular like this!

Upgrade: I have an idea!

The Jon: What's your idea? 

Upgrade: You should be- 

The Spine: Seriously? Tiktok memes, now this content really is losing originality. 

Hatchworth: Hit or mi-

This is when I realized I was losing my sense of humor.