Zodiac Daily ^_^

2. They think that they can twerk

Part 1: Zodiac Dancing Styles

Aries: twerk it

Taurus: soft groovin'

Gemini: how about no

Cancer: white dad at a barbecue

Leo: They think they're great ... shh

Virgo: nah

Libra: grinding all the way

Scorpio: my eyes are burning

Sagittarius: stripper who's rent is due tomorrow

Capricorn: no

Aquarius: look like they're being electrocuted

Pisces: they think that they can twerk

Part 2: The Signs Planning A Murder

Does the murdering: Scorpio, Taurus, Aries

Gets the body bag: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Comes up with a good escape route: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn

Hides all the possible evidence that proves they were there: Leo, Libra, Pisces

Part 3: The Signs as Parents

Aries: *Makes Mac-and-cheese* *burns it*

Taurus: Can't stop swearing in front of kids.

Gemini: Will not let their kid quit a sport because they're "part of a team".

Cancer: the parent everyone loves. Always has kid's friends around.

Leo: "Honey! Where are my keys? I forgot the kids at the mall!"

Virgo: The parent that physically forces their kid to do homework.

Libra: "Jane, stop fucking around and leave me alone, I'm tired!"

Scorpio: The parent that buys the best food, rents the best movies, and gives their kids money.

Sagittarius: Goes to yoga everyday. Annoys their children with facts and quotes.

Capricorn: *Kid gets a B on their test* "Lol loser! I could've done so much better! Suck it!"

Aquarius: Has a house with a pool. Never uses it.

Pisces: "You can smoke ... you can drink ... you can have sex. Oh, and be safe."