Part 1: How the Signs Overshare
Angry/salty rants: Aries, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
Excited gushing about something they love: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Emotional stress rant about personal life: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Pisces
Part 2: The Signs Being Rich
Aries: "I'm going to every concert ever. I bought all of iTunes. No one can stop me."
Taurus: Saves most of money but throws huge fucking parties every Friday with Nicki Minaj.
Gemini: "What if I bought a boat and invited people on my boat only to tell them to get the fuck off my boat?"
Cancer: "I've bought 10 dogs already today. Tomorrow I buy the world's population of cats."
Leo: Buys own island and names it after themselves and everyone who lives there are dogs and friends, no one else ever.
Virgo: "I made a blog to update people on my rich life. I just booked Beyoncé for my birthday party."
Libra: Millionaire by age 20 and takes the lyrics "I'm gonna swing from the chandelier " too seriously.
Scorpio: Finally subscribes to Hulu Plus.
Sagittarius: Wears black lace Elie Saab designer gown with necklace of diamonds and walks slowly down spiral staircases.
Capricorn: Buys 3 summer homes and a castle while on their private jet.
Aquarius: "I'm going to buy the five oceans. I am Poseidon."
Pisces: "I filled my pool with champagne and now I don't know what to do."
Part 3: How the Signs Measure Their Life
In daylight: Cancer
In sunsets: Leo, Virgo
In midnights: Aries
In cups of coffee: Aquarius
In inches: Taurus
In miles: Libra, Capricorn
In laughter: Sagittarius, Pisces
In strife: Scorpio, Gemini
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