Part 1: The Signs at Home While Sick
Aries: I HATE EVERYTHING *tries to break something but doesn't have enough energy*
Taurus: Eats the entire kitchen then throws it all up
Gemini: *lying in bed* I need to go to the hospital I think I'm gonna die help me I'm gonna die THIS IS THE END
Cancer: *Inside pile of blankets and pillows* *tear rolls down cheek* the world is so cruel
Leo: *sitting in a pile of tissues* I am so disgusting I can never show my face again
Virgo: *on web MD website* MOM OH MY GOD HELP I HAVE PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOKONIOSIS
Libra: Sleeps all day, occasionally wakes up to eat medicine and complain.
Scorpio: complains complains complains COMPLAINS CoMpLaInS c o m p l a i n s
Sagittarius: Tries to do stuff and ends up making themselves more sick
Capricorn: The most miserable thing on Earth just lies in a ball all day
Aquarius: I SAID I'M NOT SICK *throws up*
Pisces: Lies in bed staring at the ceiling surrounded by stuffed animals
Part 2: Signs as Pets
Dogs: Virgo, Leo, Aries
Cats: Capricorn, Pisces, Taurus
Exotic (like a freaking chinchilla or smth): Sagittarius, Libra, Cancer
Fish: Aquarius, Scorpio, Gemini
Part 3: The Signs in 3 Words
Aries: Annoying but funny
Taurus: Secretly hates everyone
Gemini: Obsessive over food
Cancer: Adorable and happy
Leo: Smart and weird
Virgo: Only watches Netflix
Libra: Sporty but lazy
Scorpio: Probably planning murder
Sagittarius: Doesn't do anything
Capricorn: Irritating and cute
Aquarius: Super duper funny
Pisces: Lovable lil' kittens
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बेतरतीबJust a book about zodiacs and stuff. I try to post daily, with three things each!
