|Sherlock Imagines|

Moriarty: #2

Pairing: Jim Moriarty x Reader
Song: Castle by Halsey
Warnings: 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Sick of all these people talking, sick of all this noise

You used to be afraid of cops. Now you loved them.

Tired of all these cameras flashing, sick of being poised

They always thought they could catch you, it was so cute.

And now my neck is open wide, begging for a fist around it

You loved watching the scuttle around like cockroaches.

Already choking on my pride, so there's no use crying about it

It was fun to let them think they had an upper hand.

I'm headed straight for the castle

You were always 5 steps ahead of them, every possibility thought out and planned for.

They wanna make me their queen

You just couldn't keep your hands off diamonds, they were so pure and pretty.

And there's an old man sitting on the throne

And they looked nice in your kitchen window.

That's saying that I probably shouldn't be so mean

If you were feeling particularly devious, you'd aim for something more glamorous.

I'm headed straight for the castle

Living in London, there was a lot of high class shops....which meant dresses.

They've got the kingdom locked up

There was only one thing you loved more than diamonds; big beautiful gowns.

And there's an old man sitting on the throne

You lived in them. You loved wearing them out and knocking men and women dead; literally.

That's saying I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut 

With some deep red lipstick and a couple drops of poison, a kiss from you was deadly.

Straight for the castle

You had scored a particularly good haul, and you were walking around your house naked, trying them all on.

Oh, all these minutes passing, sick of feeling used

Classical music rang through your large house and you danced around.

If you wanna break these walls down, your gonna get bruised

Gowns littered your floor and you pulled a particularly tight black number on, before you heard a knocking at your door.

And now my neck is open wide, begging for a fist around it

You pranced to the door, gun held behind your back.

Already choking on my pride, so there's no use crying about it

You looked out the keyhole, and rolled your eyes.

I'm headed straight for the castle

You unlocked the door and let the smirking man in.

They wanna make me their queen

"Jim. We don't have any meetings today, I'm taking the day off."

And there's an old man sitting on the throne

You twirled away, stripping the little black dress for a blood red gown, your personal favorite so far.

That's saying that's I probably shouldn't be so mean

Jim's eyes widened a fraction of a second as he studied you up and down.

I'm headed straight for the castle

"You look absolutely stunning my love."

They've got the kingdom locked up

You have him a curtsy, knowing the brief display of your chest would further fluster the man.

And there's an old man sitting on the throne

You were criminals with benefits, but that didn't mean you didn't enjoy teasing the poor man.

That's saying I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut

"Like a blood ruby." He murmured, grabbing you by the waist and drawing you to his chest.

Straight for the castle

You grabbed the gun out of his waistband and brought it up to your mouth.

There's no use crying about it

"Is this loaded?" You asked in a whisper, not breaking eye contact with the smooth criminal.

There's no use crying about it

"It's never not loaded."

There's no use crying about it

You smiled and brought the gun up, licking it just like you'd seen him do before.

I'm headed straight for the castle

He growled and grabbed the gun, throwing it behind him.

They wanna make me their queen

"This dress is beautiful, but I think I'd look better out of it." You whispered into his ear, dragging your fingernails down his back.

And there's an old man sitting on the throne

He shivered before responding.

That's saying that I probably shouldn't be so mean

"I agree."

I'm headed straight for the castle 

But before he could move, you put your hand to his throat.

They've got the kingdom locked up

"But if you rip this dress, you get nothing for an entire month."

And there's an old man sitting on the throne

You'd never seen such a scared look on his face, and it made you smirk.

That's saying I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut

"Yes ma'am." He promised before peeling you out of the dress.

Straight for the castle

You hopped out of his grasp, leaving the blood red dress laying in a puddle on the floor.

They wanna make me their queen

He followed you into your room.

And there's an old man sitting on the throne

You laid down on the bed, surrounded by all of the diamonds you'd stolen.

That's saying that I probably shouldn't be so mean

"You know what they say...." You began as he started to undress.

I'm headed straight for the castle

He raised his eyebrow and gave you a questioning look as he took off his shirt.

They've got the kingdom locked up

"Thieving is the new sexy."

And there's an old man sitting on the throne that's saying I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut,

Straight for the castle.