Sonata [SEBASTIAN STAN]

FIFTEEN

private messages

sebastian
watching criminal minds i see

june
yes i'm watching season 10

june
yes i know you're in season 10

june
no i'm not watching for you

sebastian
mhm so who's your favorite character

june
quinn carson

sebastian
tf you texted back so fast

sebastian
u didn't even hesitate

june
sorry... spencer reid?

sebastian
breakin my heart

june
oh oh that one guy

june
kite madagascar?

june
you know the short pugly one who gets his ass handed to him

sebastian
iTs kYLe mAsTeRS

sebastian
what does pugly even mean??

june
ugly like a pug

sebastian
you wound me

june
stop whining you grackle

sebastian
WILL NO ONE LET THAT GO

june changed sebastian to grackle!

grackle
oh that's how it's going to be j

june
...did you just call me j

grackle
yes distracting me from my silent fury

june
no one calls me j

june
it's cute

grackle
good then it's my nickname for you only :)

grackle changed june to j!

j
aw stop it

grackle changed j to ll cool j!

grackle changed ll cool j to js on my feet!

grackle changed js on my feet to jb: never say never!

jb: never say never
okay now actually stop

grackle
too late this train ain't stoppin

jb: never say never changed grackle to my lady love!

my lady love
aw

my lady love changed jb: never say never to junie b jones!

junie b jones
i try to be all cute & shit and this is the thanks i get??

junie b jones changed my lady love to seb eats ass tian!

junie b jones
what's good you pork pouch

seb eats ass tian
calling me fat??

seb eats ass tian
i'm divorcing you

junie b jones
darn i'll just have to comfort myself with my 7 other mistresses

seb eats ass tian
ouch

seb eats ass tian
time to put on my sad pants and eat gelato until i die

junie b jones
sounds like my kind of tuesday night

seb eats ass tian
oh it's not just tuesday it's every night

junie b jones
poor sebastian

junie b jones
a lonely little sea crab

seb eats ass tian
what i am a manly crustacean

seb eats ass tian
predator of the open waters

seb eats ass tian
defender of the tides

junie b jones
okay seb

junie b jones
whatever u say

AUTHOR'S NOTE: there will be some crossover (!!) between euphoria by idkmags and sonata. basically in this universe sebastian stan plays kyle masters on criminal minds, a character from her fic trepidation. read euphoria if ur confused (and also everything else by mags bc we're engaged and i can shamelessly promote her all i want)