Shokugeki No Soma: Oneshots HIATUS!

scenario (text)

SOMA

Soma:
Babeeee

You:
What?

Soma:
😭

You:
???

Soma:
You don't wanna talk to me do you?

You:
???

I'm guessing you did something that would make me furious.

Soma:
Nothing gets pass you, babe😉😘

You:
What did you do this time? 😑

Soma:
Remember when you told me not to experiment on my food anymore

You:
You did not..

Soma:
I kind of put 24 people to the hospital and um I need financial support here?

You:
Which hospital?

Soma:
The one near the school?

You:
When I get there you are so dead😬

TAKUMI

You:

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Takumi:
What?

You:
I'm bored

Takumi:
Then do something productive 😑

You:
I'm too lazy to move a finger

Takumi:
And yet here you are texting me within seconds 😏

You:
Stupid Aldini

Takumi:
What are you doing? And where are you?

You:
In bed with Soma

Takumi:
WAIT WHAT!?

You:
Oh shit! That came out wrong

Takumi:
IM GOING TO YOUR DORM RIGHT NOW! 😬

You:
Wait!

I can explain

Takumi reply to me😭

The next thing you know Takumi appeared in your dorm. Ready to kill soma.

KUROKIBA

Ryo:
What are you doing?

You:
Watching a movie

Ryo:
What movie?

You:
Oh you know the movie where there are tons of guys that are very muscular but in the end they turn out to be gay for each other 😍

Ryo:
What the fuck?

You:
You don't deserve me

Ryo:
Is this one of your stupid talks again?

You:
You belong to akira, go and be free. No one will stop your undying love for each other 😭

Ryo:
Your fucked up

You:
Go on, you can live without me

Ryo:
I WILL be leaving you if you won't stop this business of yours😒

You:
Oi oi I'm just kidding 😅

AKIRA

Akira:
(Y/n), could you get some cinnamon in the grocery store and bring it here?

You:
Nuuu I'm enjoying my spot here in the bed 😣

Akira:
Please💙

I'll give you a good time later in the bed 😉

You:
*lost consciousness, due to embarassment*