Even heroes get the blues [Frerard/Phan/Ryden]

Chapter Eight - Child Birth

Geeard arest thebalpapca. "yay" he saus when the alapsxa stoos sturugglin. Moiki the Vampoir and Pattycakest the Vampyvamp both get ou of the xar then.

"boi" moiki says. "tf gayaurwr its a pregnantb alpahcllwkw thing" "no" "yea" "no "yeis" " no" " ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba yee" "oh okay" and thenbt he alpcsnda isblike meeeeehhhh

o no say gayrard everyone geb fet skt fi the car an dis like o boi o me o my o golly o gosh

"meeehhh" saeys the llama i menalpcsda. "m8erino ish ficin birh omg josh ur a dorcote do yor doctor magic boiiii"" saay tylerr josepah "kk" n thn jish grte ln top of te xar and tell the llama i mean slpacs shit i need to remnever its an alpacs that its gicin birht n stuff an that it need to not die

theen da facei of den wiencheiister camee oitu o da alpauicya. Wow omg hw c00l mlm get thebdamemra "o boi" says ever1 "geeeoiit meii oiiut youueu emekeo alpapscs weiirodos" seays seiaam wiennerchaiserr aaynd hee popitypoops oiut o da taco he at for luchie den he goes upppp to the smol emo tower an duh chants.

FUC DA POLICEEECYE "hey I'm the polce" sya gererd "ill fuck you" suys frnk "FUC YOUIMLAN MY NEW NAM IS LANDIN SMAI FUCIN CEWL BITCHACHO "wtf didntoubjust say about me youblittle bith ill have yourbknoe i grwieiyee at thebrjoo orbnybxlass" soiyys gerrd "ILL FUC URS BITCHACHO UP THE ARSENAL TOILETE UNCE IMGU TO THE FACE CAN BALLA" den he went an jump se in da aired and crusheed gerrd. Den he lickese his fack and balpaca raps him in tacos

"Mom look ivr thr is sm emo kids givijf birth w/ an allpapca omg get the camemrs holybhellians" sayes cody carosn frok sseti it iff

"Omfrnjs. Fusyevlookbits kittlebeno kid fromrnthe vsnd sed ti off" sayes froonk "o boi" suas every1

Credit to _Katrina.bos_, cliche_clique131, redmissrose, spicey_iero and __quiinn__ on ig for helping with this :,) (if you want to help comment your instagram and ill add you to our gc and our google doc where we wrote this)