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Even heroes get the blues [Frerard/Phan/Ryden]

Poetry

Even heroes get the blues ✖️ Frerard/Phan Gerard Way and Dan Howell meet. Who would've known all of the trouble that this would cause? Title from Fake Your Death by My Chemical Romance I own nothing besides the writing. Enjoy!

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Chapter Eleven - Axl Rose

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"I know right" says the man. "What's your name, man?" "Alexander Hamiltits. My name is Alexander Hamiltits. And there's a million sluts I haven't fuhked. Just you wait, just you wait." "Nice name." "It's just my stage name." Says Alexander Hamiltits. "Then what's your real name?" "Billie Joe Dirnt I mean Armstrong no I don't.. or should I say... no I dir-" "No, you really shouldn't. I'm still arresting you btw" "aww man."

                          
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At the strip club, TriggeredFeminist™ had just finished giving some stranger a lap dance. The stranger tipped $200,000,000. "HOLY SHIT I'M RICH" says TriggeredFeminist™ before running out of the building. He got on his tricycle, only after checking the training wheels, of course, and quickly pedaled home. "GERARD! GERARD WERE RICH" he screams. 

                          
"the fuck"

                          
"look" says frank. "cool." replies gerard.  "Did you rob a bank or smth?" "Nah mahn some rich ass dude tipped $200,000,000 at the strip club today." "That's nice. let's have kinky sex now." "okay"
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