Even heroes get the blues [Frerard/Phan/Ryden]

Chapter Thirteen - The Van

"were going to Disney world mothsfuvkas" says patrick. "Yay!" Says everyone at the exACT SAME TIIIME. "Ok so frnk, gerad and Billie joe and then ryan and brendo will sit on the floor in the middle of the van, peter malark, tre coOoOoOl and i get the seats in the middle of the van, josh cn drive n tyty gets SHOTGUN YOOOOO, joe trohman and andy hurley and mike dirnt and mikeyway can get the three seats in the back and i think that everyone." says Patrick. "omg ok" says frnk. "I made a diagram" says andy. "omg ok" says tre.

"omg ok" says mikey

"im stil the shefiff of emo town" says gerard "ik" says tyler "im an officer too" says billie joe "omg ok" says gerard. "*arrests everyone*" says billie joe. "no you don't just srrest people u slut" aays gerard "whore" says bj "hoe" says gee "cunt" says bj "bitch" says gee "can i be your bitch" says bj "no" says gee "why" "bc frnks my bitch" "omg ok"

"he wants to fuck a dog in the ass" says mark appearing out of no where
"I wanna fuck a dog, That's right kids." says tom out of no where too "oh ok wanna go to Disney world" says patrick "omg ok" says mark snd tom. "ok we gotta make room for u in the van" says patrick "omg ok" says mark and tom. "ok so u guys gonna lay across thenseats" says Patrick "omg ok" says mark and tom. "i got the diagram finished again" says Andy "omg ok" says josh.

"omg nice drawing" says the sheriff of emo vans "omg thanks" says mike. "but mike u dienntdraw it" say billie joe bc he an officer n gerd his boss now ig and so he wanna be c00l™. "omg nice" says gerd n high fives billie. "omg" says billie, drinkin water 2 stay highdrated while high fivin' gee.

"ok everyone get in the van" says patrick bc he's the one running the operation ig. "omg ok" says everyone. gerd n frnk sit by eachother on the floor but billie is like "no" and throws frsnk outta window. "omg ok" says frnk and climbs back in the window n sits in fronta gee. Billie stole his spot bc ig billie is an attentiona whore now bc he works for gee idfk. "omg" says billie.

josh gets in th driver seat n then closes all the doors with a button bc thats how my aunt and uncles van works and that's wat I'm goin offa bc i went to the fair with them and like 10 other people and some of us had to sit on the floor for like an hour drive it was hecka fun. their van looks diff tho.

"omg ok so are we ready to gOoOOoOooOooOooOoo?" says josh. "omg ok" says everyone. "it's a fifty seven hour drive from new jrdey to florida so u gotta be good ok?" says tyty bc he and josh are the adults here ig even tho bj and mike and tre are technically the oldest i think idk about tom and marks ages but idk but they're all like 19 ig so nvm about that. "ok. can we get snacks" says Brendon. "yes every four hours we'll stop n get some foody foods and every eight hours we can stop at some gas stations for yall emo fucks to piss an then at tweny three hours we gon stop and sleep in a hotel trivago." says josh. "omg josh no swearin my good fren" "ok sorry tyty". "omg ok sounds fun" says mikey. "stfu whore" says gerd. "omg ok" says mikey.

mike and mikey get out their phones and text eachother even tho they sittin right next to eachother. "tf u doin" says billie. "textin" says mikey. "gerd can i arrest them they're being weird af" says billie "ok" says gerd. "y'all r under arrest put ur hands up" says billie joe "omg ok" says mikey. "but were in a van and were all cramped together" says mike. "omg ok" says Billie. "tf billie i thot u we're gonna arrest tf outta them" says Gerard. "oops sorry love me pls" says billie. "no" says frnk. gerard arrests billie then. "omg no" cries Billie. "hahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha" says geard.

"let's have a gay threesome" says frank. "omg ok" says gerard and uncuffs billie. "omg" says Billie. "good idea" says Brendon, getting ready to enjoy the free porn. "wait what no this van is new af don't fuk pls it'll smell like sex" says josh. "wait till the hotel k" says tyty. "omg ok" billie, frnk n gee all say at the same time. "aw" says Brendon. "u n ryry can get a room connected to their room k" says tyty. "wtf Brenda" says gerd. "that's stalkerish ew ew ew ewwwwwww ew wtf ew ew." says frank. "bitch chill is not a spider" says billie. "bitch stop calling that bitch a bitch u bitch" says mark. "why" says billie. "bc i wanna fuhk a dog in the asAsSsSs" says tom. "but that'll give u leukemia" say pete. "oh" says everyone.

"hey guys i gotta idea" says tyty. "mcr5?" says Andy. "no u cunt it's a game" says tyty. "ok so what we do is sing a song and then everyone gotta guess the song." say josh. "omg ok" say pete. "ok can i go first." ask billie hoe. "omg ok" says tyty. "i wana be ur dominated love slaaaavvVVvE wanna bee thebe one who takes the pAiIIiInnn" say billie hoe. "o that's dominated love slave by u but tre sings it" say frank. "yeyyeyeyeyeyeyyeeyyeye" says Billie.

"ughhhhhhh how much longeeeeerr" says mikey. "uh, about fifty six hours and 40 minutes." says tyty looking at his gps. "Goddmanijtttttt" whines mikey. "stfu u whore I'll arrest tf outta u" says gerd. "omg ok :(" cries mikey.

"can i arrest him ge" asks bj. "sure" says girard. "omg ok yay" says bj. "not rn tho" replies gerawrd. "oh ok." says billie joe.

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