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Top 10 Worst Ships Ever (In My Opinion)

4/24/2017

For those who think I'm gonna be talking about ships that sail lakes or oceans, a ship is when a fandom thinks that two people are compatible for one another. Most ships get nicknames that combine the two persons names, like Tiva or Jaya. Other ships have other names like Aurora Shipping.

While most ships are ok, (I ship a lot of people), some ships are NOT OK! Due to either same gender ships, or flat out weird ships, there are just some ships I wish would sink. In my opinion, these 10 ships will be the ships I hate/dislike the most. I'm sorry if I offend you, but I just don't like these ships one bit. Ok, enough talk, let's begin!

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Top 10 Worst Ships Ever! (In My Opinion!)

#10; R.L.Stine X Slappy (Goosebumps)

R.L.Stine is the author of the horror book series, Goosebumps, and some other less popular horror books. Slappy is a living ventriloquist dummy and recurring villain in the Goosebumps franchise. I've seen people ship these two together, and to be honest, this is one of the freakiest ships I've stumbled upon. But this one isn't as worse as some others I've seen, thus this is only in our #10 spot on our list.

#9; Gibbs X Ducky (NCIS)

This has to be one of the weirder ships I've seen. Agent Gibbs and Medical Examiner Dr. Mallard, aka Ducky, are more or less friends! Brothers even; but for goodness sake! Why would anyone ship these two?!? I mean, seriously! Stop it!

#8; Ash X Pikachu (Pokemon)

This is a real ship! I'm not joking! Ash Ketchum and his Pokemon, Pikachu, should not be shipped! There two totally different species!!!! Like, come on! I know they have a bond but it's because their Pokemon and Trainer; not lovers! Ugh!

#7; Lloyd X Morro (Ninjago)

This ship is strange, ok? The only way I could see this happening is if Lloyd developed Stockholm Syndrome, and even then I wouldn't like it! Just because Morro possessed Lloyd's body doesn't mean they'll fall in love, for crying out loud! Plus, there both guys! I don't have anything against gays, but this ship and others on this list make me feel uncomfortable....

#6; Zane X Cole (Ninjago)

This is one of those ships where I see a lot, yet I'm confused by it. Like, why? Why would anyone want to ship a ghost (human now) with a nindroid, who have NO romantic interest in one another? There brothers, not lovers! End of story!

#5; Jay X Cole (Ninjago)

Why do people ship these two? Is it because they fought over Nya? Is it because that there both different from each other, Jay being the joking one while Cole is the serious one? Why?!? From episode one we've seen Jay and Nya getting together; we knew something was gonna happen between these two! Jaya is Canon! Jay X Cole is not!

#4; Bill Cipher X Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)

I'll be honest, Gravity Falls has become one of the newer fandoms I wanna join, but I'm still researching on it a bit. This has to be one of the strangest ships I've seen in this fandom, and that's saying a lot! (I don't ship Dipper X Mabel or Stanley X Stanford either).

#3; Bill Cipher X Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Let's be honest here; fangirls will ship anything and anyone who don't like or hate each other. Why would someone want to ship a Dorito demon and a older man together?! It's totally obvious that Ford hates Bill! Bill Cipher has threatened to hurt Ford's family and friends multiple times; heck, Bill even tortured Ford! They have no reason to like each other! Yet, people ship them..... Why?

#2; Clouse X Garmadon (Ninjago)

I gotta be honest with you, there was one time when I shipped these two.... I thought the ship was interesting, and different than any other ship I ever shipped..... But I realize now that this ship, it's just wrong! Like Bill Cipher and Ford, these two obviously hate each other. I don't ship them now, and I regret ever shipping them....

#1; Greenflame (Kai X Lloyd; Ninjago)

This ship..... where do I begin......? THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST SHIP I'VE EVER SEEN EVER!!! (sorry if you like this ship). Like Cole X Jay and Cole X Zane, these two have no reason why they should be shipped together. Sure, Kai saved Lloyd in episode 10, The Green Ninja. The two do have a close bond during the Possession series. But, no, these two should not be shipped together. Just, no.

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Again, I'm sorry if I upset you or disgusted you. These are my feelings, and what I think of each ship. Please don't get mad at me because I don't think what you think of a particular ship, like Greenflame. I don't like it, which means I'm not going to change my mind. Sorry, but that's who I am.

Thanks for reading and comment what you think of any of the ships above. I'd love to see what you think of my opinions; just please be kind if you ship any of these people together. Thanks again!