Lincoln was sitting at home eating a ice cream sundae and watching the last days in Pompeii.
Lincoln: I don't even know why this soap opera has love in it.
Lori: Oh Lincoln, we're home, and we have a surprise for you.
Lincoln: What is it?
Leni: It's a new girlfriend for you Linky.
Lincoln: Really?
Luna: Yeah bro, we would never let you be sad.
Lincoln: Wow thanks guys. You're the best.
Leni: Okay Linky, here is the first girl you'll fall in love with.
Leni gets the girl from the door and Lincoln saw Her as beautiful as a result. Lincoln blushed madly and then stopped.
Lincoln: HI. I'm Lincoln.
Jenny: I'm Jenny.
Lincoln: So um do you wanna go on a date tonight?
Jenny: No. I only came here for someone who is hiring a hair stylist.
All: Lola!
Lola: What? I need someone to do my hair for the little ms dutchess pageant.
Lucy: But this was for lincoln.
Lori: Lola, get her out.
Lola: Fine.
Lola kicked Jenny out the door and she landed on the curb. Leni then brought in the second girl.
Leni: Okay Linky, here's the second girl of your dreams. Meet Natasha.
Natasha: Hi, my name's Natasha, and I love you Lincoln loud.
Lincoln: Really?!
Natasha: Yes, because I'm a man for four years.
All: Whoa! Next!
Natasha was quickly then out the door. After Natasha came in another girl and her name is Merriam.
Merriam: Hi Lincoln.
Lincoln: Hey Merriam, you look great.
Merriam: Thanks, it's all for my date.
Lincoln: Date? What Date?
Merriam: I have a date tonight with my boyfriend cliff.
Lincoln: The greaser dog Cliff?!
Cliff/Shriek/Lube: GREASERS!
The GREASERS started pounding and wailing away on Lincoln for 3 hours. After he was beaten up by cliff's powerful fist, he went back in but cliff grabs his shirt and pulls him in for round 2.
Lori: Ouch! That's gotta hurt.
Luan: I would make a joke about fighting but I can't find the right "punchline" hahahahaha, get it?
Lisa: Violent behavior is passed on by males.
Shriek: I AM A GIRL!!!
Leni: I can't bear to watch. That's better.
Leni puts on her cucumber slices and puts them over her eyes.
After 3 more hours, Leni and Lori put ointment treatment on Lincoln to treat his bruises and scars. Bandages were all over his foot and arms, and he got a black eye from lube.
Lori: We're so sorry Lincoln.
Leni: Yeah, that girl was so totes not for you. That's why we got you another girl for you.
Lincoln: If it's another girl who dates the greaser dogs then I'm not-
Lincoln froze and saw a new girl with beautiful eyes and she struck his heart like an arrow. He was too shy to say something and he just stuffers.
Lincoln: B-B-B-
Cristina: Hey, my name is Cristina.
Cristina blushes madly as she sees his future crush.
Lincoln: Wow, my name is Lincoln and I think, you're the most beautiful girl I had ever laid eyes on.
Cristina: Oh. Thanks.
Lori: I think cupid has struck a match.
Leni: Totes good.
Lana/Lola: Aww.
Lucy: I think they'll be great together when they're in a cascade.
Loud sisters: Lucy!
Lucy: Sorry.
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Loud House: The Break up
FanfictionLincoln and Ronnie Anne go on their date until Ronnie Anne's friends talk about Lincoln and how she can do better. How will Lincoln react?
