Why we cant work together

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So me and @whirldacat cant work together... Especially when i sinned the morning before. And with another friend with us

So we were doing a poster for S.S and we went outside (hallway) and i made a lot of sexual jokes

*she lays ontop of me* "why are you ontop of me!?"

"ever wanted to fuck yourself"

"rocket penis!"

"did you say penisXpaint?"

*she starts singing hamilton* "im going to bite your leg"

"you fisting the ground?"

"your so loud- thats what she said"

"penis penis penis"

"wait did you just say you fucked someone?"

"very buttiful"

"why are you spreading your legs?"

"IM FUCKING GAY!" (that was in the classroom when teacher wasnt there)

"put the other one in!"

"im gonna throw a rock hard chocolate at you" (ask mercy reference)

"your sparkles distorted me- fuck.."

"im not distorting you if i was you would be panting and on the ground"

"why are you sitting on my strap. Now its gonna be warm"

Later with brain

*she reads this* "You knew that was coming... that sounded wrong!"

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