Markeu: I'm not gay, but you look hot today
Sunshine: we're boyfriends??
Markeu: I prefer the term "bisexual"
Sunshine: but you're currently in a gay relationship with me
Sunshine: so I'm going to refer to you as gay
Markeu: "currently"
Markeu: not for long~
Sunshine: :'(
Markeu: oh shit, I can see you tearing up
Markeu: babe, I was joking!
Markeu: I SEE TEARS OMG
Markeu: PLEASE DON'T CRY
Markeu: I'M SORRYYYY
Markeu: I'LL DO ANYTHING
Sunshine: anything?
Markeu: anything.
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Markeu: are you still at the store with Jinyoung and Jaebum?
WangGae: yeah and it fucking blows
WangGae: I swear I hate third wheeling
Markeu: sorry to hear that but do you mind doing me a favor
WangGae: as long as it distracts me having to witness them being all domestic and arguing over what to have for dinner
Markeu: can you buy a gallon of strawberry ice cream?
WangGae: you made JaeJae cry again, didn't you?
Markeu: accidentally!
WangGae: what'd you do this time?
Markeu: I joked that we were gonna break up soon
WangGae: wow you're such an ass
Markeu: just buy the ice cream please
WangGae: fine
Markeu: thank you!!
WangGae: oops gotta go
WangGae: Jaebum is trying to stop Jinyoung from brawling with this old lady for the last bottle of kimchi
Markeu: lol record it
WangGae: hell yeah I will
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Jaebummie: I heard you made my son cry again
Markeu: I heard that you let an old lady beat you with her cane AND you lost
Jaebummie: I'll have you know that I let her win
Markeu: that's not what it looked like on the video Jackson sent me
Jaebummie: I will give you $10 to delete the video and to never speak of this again
Markeu: $10 and a burger and you can consider it done
Jaebummie: ok
Markeu: cheese
Jaebummie: what?
Markeu: I want cheese on my burger
Jaebummie: um sure
Markeu: if there isn't cheese on my burger, I won't hesitate to expose you
Jaebummie: hyung, I already said okay. There's no need to expose anyone
Markeu: fantastic. it was a pleasure doing business with you
Jaebummie: I wish I could say the same
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Texts From The Heart // Markjae
HumorMarkeu: What about me? What do you love the most? Sunshine: Your butt. 🍑 Markeu: You know what? I'm not even mad. A series of Mark and Youngjae texting each other. The other members will be included in some chapters as well, but it'll be mostly jus...
