Today 12:00 AM
WangGae: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!! 🎉🎊🎂
WangGae: I wish you the best of luck in the upcoming years of your life and that you live happily and follow your dreams.
WangGae: Also that you get some some ass tonight ;)
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Today 12:01 AM
DabDab: Happy Birthday! 🎂
DabDab: I don't exactly want to get into anything sappy or tearjerking today, but just know that I'm happy you're still alive, and I look forward to our future together and hope that we'll always be best friends.
DabDab: Did I beat Jackson hyung?
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Today 5:39 AM
Jaebummie: Happy birthday. 🎊😸🎉😺
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Today 6:00 AM
Jinyoungie: Happy Birthday, Mark hyung! I'm sorry that I can't be there to celebrate with the others, since I'm filming for my new drama, but I hope you enjoy your birthday to the fullest.
Jinyoungie: Btw I left your present on the table. I hope you like it.
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Today 9:45 AM
Brownie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HYUNG!
Brownie: I was planning on greeting you when it turned 12, but I couldn't find my phone. ^^;
Brownie: Make sure to eat seaweed soup today and have fun! I might even treat you when you wake up.
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Today 3:23 PM
WangGae: Has anyone heard from Mark at all today?
WangGae: I sent him my heartfelt birthday greeting and he still hasn't replied.
DabDab: Yeah, I've been dying to know if I was the first one to greet him today
WangGae: I was first
DabDab: You most definitely were not. I sent him a birthday greeting at 12:01
WangGae: I sent mine at exactly 12 am, so HAA
Brownie: It isn't about who greets him first. It's about how much heart we put into it
WangGae: Shut up. I know you were waiting all night to send your greeting at midnight, but you didn't because you couldn't find your phone
Brownie: How tf did you know I couldn't find my phone?
WangGae: ...
WangGae: Lucky guess?
Brownie: You were the one who hid my phone?!
WangGae: IT WAS BAMBAM
DabDab: UH-UH BITCH
DabDab: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO DO IT
WangGae: fITE ME IRL
DabDab: BRING IT
Jinyoungie: As much as I'd love to see a fight right now, I'm gonna have to put my foot down this time.
Jaebummie: Why? I was just about to pop some corn.
Jinyoungie: Because I don't want you barbarians disturbing my children's sleep.
Brownie: Mark hyung and Youngjae hyung are still asleep? I thought they went out or something cause I didn't see them this morning.
Jinyoungie: I'd be pretty damn impressed if I see either of them awake at this time.
DabDab: Mother, please explain.
Jinyoungie: Let's just say that Youngjae gave Mark hyung his present early.
Brownie: ?
Jaebum: Is that why you forced me to find those gags we never used?
WangGae: ⊙0⊙
Brownie: Ohhhhh
DabDab: Kinky
Jinyoungie: Since I assume my baby won't be able to walk for a while, we're not eating out to celebrate. Instead, I'm ordering take out for dinner.
WangGae: Did Youngjae really get fucked that good?
Jaebumie: Oh yeah. So good and so damn roughly, too.
DabDab: How do you know?
Jaebumie: Jinyoung and I may or may not have listened in for a while.
Brownie: You guys are such pervs
Jaebumie: Trust me, kid. You would've stayed for the whole thing if you heard the kind of bedroom talk that was going on behind those doors.
DabDab: I would give all of my money to watch them have sex
WangGae: You guys haven't seen their sex tape?
Jinyoungie: (*〇□〇)......!
DabDab: They have a sex tape, and they never let me borrow it?!
Brownie: They actually filmed a sex tape!??
Jaebumie: How much?
WangGae: I remember coming home early, and I walked in on them doing it with a camera set up in front of them. I asked if I could watch the tape, and they obviously said no. But then your boy pulled out some cash and got his hands on a work of art.
WangGae: They gave me only one day to watch it, and you can bet your non-virgin asses that I watched that tape over and over until I fell asleep and had the wettest dream you could ever imagine.
DabDab: I want. ヾ(o✪‿✪o)シ
Jinyoungie: I'd love to stay and chat about my need for that tape, but my break's over.
Jinyoungie: Bummie, don't forget to pick up the cake.
Jinyoungie: And remember not to cause too much of a ruckus for Youngjae and Mark hyung.
WangGae: Bye!
DabDab: Good luck
Jaebummie: Alright, who wants to come with me to pick up the cake?
WangGae: Me! I want to buy some extra desserts.
Jaebummie: Ok. That leaves Yugyeom and Bambam to decorate
Jaebummie: No goofing off.
Brownie: Do you know who you're talking to?
Jaebummie: At least finish decorating by the time we get back.
DabDab: Aye aye, sir.
WangGae: Let's get this party started!
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