Markeu: What about me? What do you love the most?
Sunshine: Your butt. 🍑
Markeu: You know what? I'm not even mad.
A series of Mark and Youngjae texting each other. The other members will be included in some chapters as well, but it'll be mostly jus...
WangGae: I saw you earlier, and that shirt you're wearing looks great on you!
Sunshine: Thanks! It was a gift from my mom ^^
WangGae: I expect no less from the one who gave birth to a ray of sunshine, and that shirt really does look like it's made of some high quality material
WangGae: BUT
Sunshime: ofc there's a but
WangGae: I bet it'll look even better on Mark's bedroom floor.
Markeu: Are you hitting on Youngjae for me?
WangGae: Duhh you never do it irl so I figured that I should step in
Sunshine: I knew getting a compliment from you was too good to be true -.-
WangGae: What's that supposed to mean?!
Sunshine: Anyways, Mark hyung hits on me all the time, so I doubt he needs any help in that department
WangGae: But I never see him flirt with you??
Markeu: You obviously haven't seen our texts
WangGae: Joke's on you bitch cause I have
Markeu: how?
WangGae: Jae
Sunshine: He wouldn't stop whining
Markeu: Makes sense
WangGae: I'm still here...
WangGae: BUT WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT ME
WangGae: Your flirt game is way too weak to be worthy of being used on Youngjae
Markeu: Says the one who can't even look at his boyfriends w/o getting flustered
WangGae: I'm new to this dating stuff, stop attacking me
Sunshine: Says the one who acts like an actual bf with Bam and Mark and even kisses them on the cheeks
WangGae: im
Markeu: "iM nEW tO THiS dAtiNg sTUfF"
WangGae: I'm sorry for upsetting God so much that I have to suffer like this. Please, God, forgive me.
DabDab: You're not forgiven
WangGae: da fuq I was asking for God's forgiveness not some dab master wannabe's
DabDab: exfuckingcuse you
Brownie: LOL
DabDab: even my own boyfriend is laughing at my misery. What did I do to deserve this?
Brownie: How about you not returning my favorite sweatshirt?
DabDab: It's comfortable!
Brownie: Which is exactly why it's my favorite and want to at least use it sometimes
DabDab: That's not fair. Mark lets Jae use his sweatshirts all the time and he never asks for them back ●3●
Sunshine: That's because we practically share closets at this point and don't even know whose stuff is whose
WangGae: I, a markjae enthusiast, second that
WangGae:
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WangGae: Exhibit A; the infamous markjae sweatshirt. Who it belongs to, no one knows.
Markeu: Baby, isn't that yours?
Sunshine: No? I thought it was yours
Brownie: Ok we get. Markjae are goals while I'm a trash boyfriend
DabDab: Babe, you're not trash. You're just a selfish baby who won't let me wear his sweatshirt
Brownie: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
DabDab: Yes, because I've decided to finally return your precious sweatshirt because I love you
Brownie: I changed my mind. Wear it as much as you like.
DabDab: No, I insist
Brownie: Just take it. I'm trying to be a loving boyfriend here
DabDab: So am I
Brownie: You're already the best boyfriend I could ask for, so let me do this for you
DabDab: And I already told you that you can have it back, cause I want to do something for you, too
Markeu: *eating popcorn*
Sunshine: *sipping tea*
WangGae: *trying to steal snacks but is getting slapped away by markjae*
Brownie: YOU CAN WEAR IT
DabDab: BITCH I'M TRYING TO BE NICE SO FUCKING TAKE IT
Brownie: I'M JUST TRYING TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU DAMMIT
Jaebummie: *just walked in to chat to jackson, saw the mess, walked out*
DabDab: THAT'S SO SWEET I DON'T DESERVE YOU
Brownie: NO I'M TRASH COMPARED TO YOU
Jinyoungie: *smelled the tea, came to watch it get spilled, saw that shit wasn't going down, left with Jackson*
DabDab: COME AND KISS ME, YOU FOOL
Markeu: I love how fast they solved their lovers' quarrel
Sunshine: I love how Jinyoung hyung literally came into the living room to carry Jackson away
Markeu: Welp, I'm pretty sure they're all making out now. You know what that means? ;)
