"Hey Joker-san, how did you get that scar on your face?" Hachi asked, he had wanted to know for a while now, and had finally gathered the courage to ask.
Joker looked at his ninja chef assistant, got down on his knees, put his hands on Hachi's shoulders, and stared seriously into his eyes. Hachi braced himself for what he was sure was going to be a very deep and emotional conversation
"I tripped on a mircowave and fell on a toaster."
Hachi did a double take as Joker stood back up and went back to planning his next heist.
"You're kidding right?"
"Yep. I actually got it from a laser fight with mermaids down in the Caribbean. They were vicious."
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Kaitou Joker Oneshot Book
Fanfictionoh dear lord here we go I've decided to make a oneshot book after much debate Because why not. You can suggest ideas for chapters if you want!
