Ham: Hello everyone, to the amazing interviews! Today we are interviewing the stupid, annoying, mental-
Javert: Just stop.
Ham: Ok. First question, why do you talk to stars?
Javert: Well, I think that stars are very still and very-
Ham: Ok, thank you! Next question! Do you think you'll ever catch John?
Javert: Firstly, I haven't finished. Secondly, who's John?
Ham: I don't care. John=John Valjohn
John: Don't ever do this again you creeper me out
Ham: Laurens, never intrude in others' interviews.
John: But you always intrude in our private chats!
Ham: Different case. Third question!
Javert: Wait I didn't get to finish my answer.
Ham: You have 10 seconds.
Javert: I will never rest till I catch Valjean! This I swear by-
Ham: Time's up. Next question: Why did you jump off a cliff?
Javert: It was a BRIDGE
Ham: Whatever.
Javert: Do I have to answer that?
Ham: Why not? Oh I know, you love him too much.
Javert: ***********
Ham: I'll just star that out, this is PG :)
Javert: -_-
Ham: Ok! Next question!
Javert: I haven't answered the last question?
Ham: You said you don't want to
Javert: Fine keep going...
Ham: Uhhhhh. I think that's it! Bye!
Javert: I didn't get to answer anything.
Ham: Who cares! Everyone hates you! Except me.
Javert: How can everyone hate me?
Ham: Except me.
Javert: Really... -_-
Ham: You're my fav character in Les Mis what do you think
Javert: So I'm actually a fav char?
Ham: For me only. Anyway, thank you for your time. Bye!
Javert: Wait-
Ham: BYEEEEEEE
*Ham pushes Javert out of room*
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Hamilton X Les Mis Random Stuff
FanfictionLet the characters talk. See what happens... Includes Ways to Annoy, Text Messages, Mini stories, etc...