Hamilton X Les Mis Random Stuff

'No'

Ham: BUT I LIKE HAMILTON

Double Jeans: I rather you talk to Hamilton ppl...

Ham: If you say so. My whole life is Hamilton right now after all. I'll wait till I'm back in Les Mis obsession phase.

Eliza: Angelica!

Angie: Eliza!

Peggy: And pe-

Alex: The Schuyler Sisters!

Angie: Alexander!

Alex: Hi.

Angie: It's good to see your face.

Ham: For a moment I thought this was the Schuyler Sisters bit apparently it's Take A Break (cringe)

Raichu: But I don't cringe at it.

Ham: Heh.

Peggy: That's annoying. I didn't get to say my line.

Philip: I just turned nine

Ham: In the last chapter you died how are you nine

John: Your stories never make any sense

Ham: Yup.

John: ...I still want to duel her.

Ham: Nope.

Eevie: I'll be your second.

Ham: I need a second too.

Eevie: Just die

Temdreas: Mettaton Ex

Ham: What does that have to do with right now

Temdreas: Senpai

Ham: SENPAI

Eevie: Do you even have a senpai?

John: No

Ham: No

Eliza: No

Peggy: No

Angie: No

Double Jeans: No

Laf: No

George (Washington): Don't be mean

Alex: I'm notcha son

IHateYou: No and never will

Ham: There we go

Eevie: Sure

Ham: Can I duel you

Eevie: No

John: Yes

Ham: No

John: Yes

Ham: No

Eevie and John: Yes

Ham: No

Everyone except Ham: Yes

Ham: No.

John: Well too bad cause I'm duelling you anyway

Ham: No

John: *picks up gun* This shot Lee

Ham: Not me

Eevie: You need a gun Ham

Ham: *picks up pencil case like today at lunch* Gun

John: I'll get you a real one

Ham: Really?

John: *hands gun over*

Ham: MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME IS COMPLETE

Eevie: Who were you going to be

Ham: Why the past tense

Everyone except Ham: Because you're gonna die, duh

Ham: Nope I won't die imma stay alive

John: *ignores all duelling procedures and picks up gun and pulls trigger*

Ham: *screams* No! *runs away*

*Bullet hits wall*

John: *aims again*

Ham: *runs out of room*

John: *runs out behind her*

Ham: Maniac killer after me! Help!

John: Who you gonna ask for help from? Sammy?

Sam (Seabury): Hey that's mean!

Ham: *hides behind Sam*

John: I'll gladly shoot him just the same *pulls trigger*

Sam: *jumps out of the way*

Ham: *runs away crazily*

John: *jumps on horse and chases after*

Ham: Where'd THAT come from?

Herc: John you owe me a horse

Gav the Horse: I don't count

'Ponine the Pony: Nor do I

Ham: I need a horse help I can't outrun that

John: *aims again*

Ham: My story is becoming a violent murder game

John: It's your own fault *shoots*

Ham: *somehow dodges it again* I am alive immortalised you're the creator you traitor

John: *nonstop chasing*

Ham (A/N): CUT. I stop the story now. Help. What should happen? Do I get killed or what-?