burr-day

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Welp I forgot.

Happy burr-day

Aaron: What

Ham: It's a birthday but with Burrs

Aaron (narrating): This is when I realised I have to kill this girl.

Alex: Aww cmon, she wished you a happy birthday!

Aaron: A late one, in fact. It was yesterday.

Alex: Aaron, time zones! For Ham maybe it's late but some other people might still find it early c:

Ham: Exactly.

John: If I were you, I would seize the opportunity to kill her.

Aaron: I still hate you, you know that right?

John: Sure, Prodigy of Princeton College

Ham: Tskkkkk

Laf: Aaron Burr!

John: Give us a verse drop some knowledge!

Aaron: Good luck with that you're taking a stand, you spit imma sit we'll see where we land.

John: Burr the revolution's imminent what do you stall for?

Alex: If you stand for nothing, Burr, what do you fall for?

John: Ooh, who are you?

Herc: Who are you?

Lat: Who are you?

Trio: Ooh, who is this kid, what's he gon' do?

Ham: Why so unfair though? Laurens obviously has a lot more lines than the others.

Laf: But I have a song about me. IM TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKING REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS

Ham, Revolutionaries, George (washing machine), A bunch of random people: LAFAYETTE

Herc: HERCULES MULLIGAN I NEED NO INTRODUCTION IF YOU KNOCK ME DOWN I GET THE-

Ham: And you can stop there.

John: I don't have a song that screams my name. See why I have more lines?

Ham: ...Lin is fair. Oh wait, how about Tomorrow There'll Be More Of Us?

John: ...that's different. Guns and Ships is about how amazing Laffy is, Yorktown is about how awesome Herc is, but that... Is about how easily I die?

Ham: Yup.

John: -_-

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