Ham: Woop let's play truth or dare! This time we have the Les Mis ppl, next time it'll be with Hamilsquad. Anyways, let's begin! (Please be aware that even though all these happened live, the names will still be the text names ^^)
Double Jeans: I thought I could finally get rid of this name for a live show.
Ham: You're first! Truth or dare?
Double Jeans: Truth.
Ham: I dare you to tell Cosette the truth about who you are.
Double Jeans: I said truth! Not dare!
Ham: (in the tune of you don't have the votes) You don't have a choice, you don't have a choice!
IHateYou: Ahahaha
Ham: You're gonna need my approval and you don't have a choice!
Cosette: What are you singing again?
Ham: Hehe. Now do it.
Double Jeans: I am a pair of jeans. Done.
Ham: *Insert overused joke here*
Cosette: What?
IHateYou: *Insert overused joke even though I've never even used it before*
Ham: I'm imagining you doing it! *Insert overused joke and now it's wayyyy too overused*
Double Jeans: Who's next.
Ham: Let's give one to Cosette. Truth or dare?
Cosette: Do I have a choice?
Ham: No. So truth for you. Fav song?
Cosette: *Starts singing in super high notes* There is a-
Ham: One person singing it is enough, so shut up. *Glares at Eevie who is attempting to intrude*
Cosette: Can I ask Marius one?
Ham: ...Fine.
Cosette: Marius, you have a to do a dare. I dare you to text everyone "IM A DONUT" the next time we start chatting.
Marius: Ham, can you change this to a Ask and Dare? We don't even get a choice! And fine.
Ham: Heh that's why it's funny! You don't get to choose!
IHateYou: Wait I haven't went yet
Ham: Do you want to?
IHateYou: ...Good point. No.
Ham: Too bad, then, because you're next! Truth or dare?
IHateYou: ...
Ham: Ok, dare. I dare you t declare Double Jeans as innocent.
IHateYou: I hate you!
Ham: *Insert overused joke*
Double Jeans: It's so overused that it isn't funny anymore.
John: I still find it funny.
Ham: Why are you here?
*Pushes him out*
Ham: Well? Do it!
IHateYou: Fine. Double Jeans is innocent. Not.
Ham: That doesn't count!
IHateYou: ...Double Jeans is innocent.
Double Jeans: You need to use my real name or it doesn't count.
Ham: No, I told him to say "Double Jeans", and if you don't agree to that, you're not innocent.
Double Jeans: Fine! That's my name!
Ham: I got it on recording! Everyone! Double Jeans agreed to-
Double Jeans: Shut up!
Marius: Actuslly can I ask Cosette one?
Ham: Sure.
Marius: Cosette, I dare you to pat Pony on the head.
Ham: Ponyyyyy
Cosette: Oke.
*pats an actual Pony on head*
Ham: Now where did THAT come from?
Herc: Wait she ran away I'm gonna grab her back
Marius: Cosette, I meant Eponine. Not an actual Pony.
Cosette: Oh!
*pats Pony on head*
Ham: Next is for... uh I'm out of ideas Raichu Pika help
Raichu Pika: Raichu Pika! (Fyi this happened)
Ham: I don't speak Raichu Pika.
Raichu Pika: Pika pika.
Ham: Uhhhhh how about-
Eevie: I have one!!
Ham: Go ahead.
Eevie: I dare you to sing a note higher than Cosette's.
Ham: You don't get to Ask or Dare me!
Eevie: Do it or I won't update Oti.
Ham: Ok I'll do it!
*squeaks*
Eevie: Uhhhh...
Ham: There we go.
Double Jeans: Why are you ignoring us? :(
Ham: Do you want me to?
IHateYou: ...yes.
Ham: Bye then. Shoo!
Ham: Oh and, please ask or dare the Hamilsquad in advance cuz it's coming next! ^^
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Hamilton X Les Mis Random Stuff
FanfictionLet the characters talk. See what happens... Includes Ways to Annoy, Text Messages, Mini stories, etc...
