Hamilton X Les Mis Random Stuff

Ask or Dare the Hamilsquad

Ham: I decided to change it to Ask or Dare because-

Jefferson: You don't have a choice!

Madison: Hi people, welcome us.

Ham: Oh yes, let's welcome the two new people!

Washington: Am I not a person?

Ham: You're not new, you're old.

Washington: Son-

Alex: DONT CALL ME SON

Ham: Anyways, let the Ask and Dares begin! The first is from evie_pika. It's to the AND PEGGY. Uhhhh... Be Oti and dance to BATIM songs.

Peggy: Uh, ok. Who's Oti?

John: What

Eliza: Before that... Let's give a warm welcome to ALEXANDER HAMILTON!

Alex: But they know me.

Philip: Well... heh

Ham: You might've noticed we have quite a lot of newcomers...

John: ...I just want to see Peggy as Oti.

*Peggy now looks like Oti and talks and acts like her*

Pegti: HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM

Ham: jwisksskkkwoowoopdkvmjesnmdmlwlal

Philip: ...?

John: Go read Oti and the Ink Machine. 

Philip: Ok my imaginary friend

John: ...sure my dear incarnation

Ham: Pegti... calm down for a second and dance to a BATIM song.

Pegti: I cannot calm downnnn

Alice: *plays music*

Music: NOW DO AS YOUR TOLD

Ham: ENCORE HIT THE BEAT BOYS! Ayy my favourite line.

Music: Focus on me

Ham: Focus on me

Music: I'll be all that they see!

Pegti: *snaps fingers and dances to All Eyes On Me*

Music, Alice, Ham, Raichu: I'll make them sway no can't run away! Now, all eyes on me! Now all eyes on- all eyes on me!!!!!!!

Pegti: Woof Woof I'm a dog

Ham: ...let's change you back.

*Pegti is Peggy again*

Peggy: Thank you.

Eevie: Next dare!!

Ham: Fine... I'll do the dares you sent me... LAURENS!

John: Welp what now

Ham: Firstly, you have to admit that I'm the only one who can address you as 'JL'. Just look at all my old notebooks...!

John: But you portrayed me as a dog... you can call your dog whatever you want, I guess.

Ham: You have a point there :/ hmm.

Eevie: Ha! 

Ham: Anyway... a dare for you from Eevie... Sing TDC and replay your duel with Bendy.