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Live interview with the Thenardiers

Ham: Today, we have invited the very evil, annoying, greedy-

Thenardier: Shut up now!!!

Ham: Why does everyone say that? Ok. First question, why do you keep tricking Fantine?

Thenardier: I didn't!

Ham: Yes you did. Will you deny me now? (Sorry, Twelfth Night reference xD)

Thenardier: -_- I was poor!

Ham: Yeah, like you can trick me with that. Second question! Why did you steal your son's watch?

Thenardier: Firstly, I have a son!? Secondly, when did I steal my son's watch?

Ham: "Here's a little toy, take it off the boy, his heart's no longer going, and he's lived his little time. But his watch is ticking yet."

Thenardier: Oh, Horse!

Ham: Horse?

Thenardier: Yeah, my favourite child. My second favourite is Pony.

Ham: Ha! He calls her Pony!

Thenardier: Isn't that her name?

Ham: Uh.. haha.. yes..

Thenardier: Ok.

Ham: Next question.

Thenardier: I haven't answered that one-

Ham: Next question! Did you not hear me?

Thenardier: What kind of question is that?

Ham: Uh, nothing. Next question! Are you human?

Mrs. Thenardier: -_-

Ham: Oh hi, Madame Thenardier. Didn't see you there. You were so fat I thought you were a cushion.

Mrs. Thenardier: Excuse me!?

Ham: Ok, you are excused.

Mrs. Thenardier: *******

Ham: -_-

Thenardier: ...

Ham: Ok. Never mind. I ran out of questions. Let's see, we have one question from the audience.

How are your kids Eponine and Gavroche?

Thenardier: Pony and horse are.. good...

Mrs. Thenardier: Eponine and Gavroche.

Thenardier: They are... Very well! They have two eyes, two ears, one nose and one mouth.

Ham: Such unusual kids!

Thenardier: I know right!

Ham: Do you even know what sarcasm is

Thenardier: Like "I am so rich!"

Ham: -_-

Thenardier: :)

Ham: Anyway, that's all, now get out of here or I'll make you!