Dirty pick up lines

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Bellamy
Hey girl! Is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.

Jasper
I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

Monty
Nice ankles, but I would like them better if they were on my shoulders.

Murphy
You remind me of my toe. Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Lincoln
I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you.

Jackson
Nice zipper. Can I test it?

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