I WOKE UP TODAY, A BOUNCING BABY BOY, READY FOR ANOTHER DAY OF KINDERGARTEN. I STARTED TALKING TO PEOPLE, I MADE A FRIEND. He gave me a nugget.
Then I met this girl, and my life just spiraled downward from there.
You do you.
And I'll do me.
And we won't do each other.
Probably.
Danger men at work
Danger men at work
Danger men at work danger men at work danger men.
THIS ONE SAID HE SMELLS DELICIOUS.
When I grow up, I want to be a spoon.
DEZMEN THE MOON BEAR
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of
Poison,
Rationality!
I'M GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Wtf is wrong with me?
Where did my parents go wrong?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
I CAN'T STOP!
Is this an existential crisis?
PROBABLY!!!!!!!!!
REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU ARE READING
Random Adventures of the Nerd Kind.
RandomYeah... I think you get the point. Kinda just whatever the heck I want. Get ready for a big shock: I hate Heroes Of Olympus with a passion and I solved he FNaF timeline. All that and more, awaiting you in this piece of absolute garbage.
