Bale-inator [ #Wattys2017 ]

Chapter One

Here's the tea: we STILL love Christian Bale. Nothing has changed since our introduction. We just want to make this VERY. CLEAR.

I know, it's some pretty hot tea. But so is Christian Bale.

It all started with Batman Begins. I mean, wow. That's a hunk of bat-beef. I mean, that's all really. I don't really have a better reason as to why we love him so much. He is just so heroic and handsome and meaty and delicious and stunningly gorgeous and beautiful and inspirational and marriage-material and much more.

And that's why we locked him on the rooftop of our apartment.

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Everard, I think you're forgetting that he's not that inspirational...

I don't know what you're talking about, Blackley. I think you're just delusional...

We both know that I'm not the delusional one. Those 24 hours changed things.

For the BOTH of us... ANYWAY, let's not spoil the story for everyone. Let's just get straight into it.

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AS I WAS SAYING, and that's why we locked him on the rooftop of our apartment...