(9:30pm) The next day
Matthias Ginter: I can't believe you didn't delete this yet.
Auba: Oh look the grump is back, great.
Matthias Ginter: 🙄
Erik Durm: Matthias, please don't do this again.
Shinji Kagawa: Wow I missed a lot.
Roman Bürki: So did I.
Emre Mor: ROMAN HI
Roman Bürki: Hey Emre.
Matthias Ginter: I am not a grump.
Christian Pulisic: Anyone else's legs hurt after training?
Julian Weigl: YES I FEEL IT.
Auba: We're ignoring Matthias until he decides to be nice.
Erik Durm: Yeah Matthias.
Matthias Ginter: Be quiet golden boy.
Christian Pulisic: He's staring to give us nicknames, this isn't good.
Shinji Kagawa: Stop giving Matthias a hard time guys.
Christian Pulisic: He deserves it though.
Matthias Ginter: Americans 🙄
Roman Bürki: Have you just been arguing with Matthias this whole time?
Emre Mor: Yep. Pretty much.
Auba: I didn't create this just so we could argue all day.
Christian Pulisic: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AMERICANS" ?
Julian Weigl: Ok, you two need to stop.
Auba: This is getting out of hand.
Matthias Ginter: It's Christian's fault.
Christian Pulisic: Fight me Matthias.
Erik Durm: Alright, we need to fix this.
Marc Bartra: To be fair, you all have been taking this group chat a lot better then I thought.
Shinji Kagawa: Oh hi Marc.
Marc Bartra: Hey Shinji 👋
Shinji Kagawa: *See what I did there*
Matthias Ginter: Shouldn't you be at Barcelona Marc?
Marc Bartra: Nah, you know Dortmund is my home 😏
Christian Pulisic: Matthias is just in a bad mood.
Matthias Ginter: YA THINK?
Sven Bender: I knew this was a bad idea Auba.
Auba: I was just trying to bring us together!
Matthias Ginter: Well you're doing a bang up job at it so far.
Erik Durm: Sven! I was beginning to think you were ignoring us.
Sven Bender: That's because I was Erik. My phone was blowing up like crazy.
Matthias Ginter: Why am I still here.
Christian Pulisic: Yeah why are you still here?
Marc Bartra: Hey where's Marco and Mario?
Sven Bender: They're probably hanging out somewhere idk.
Matthias Ginter: Shut up Christian.
Auba: Alright, I've had enough.
Matthias Ginter: Does that mean you're finally going to delete this?
Auba: No, I've got a better idea.
Roman Bürki: oh no.
Julian Weigl: Here we go.
Erik Durm: What is it?
Auba added one other to the group chat.
Roman Bürki: AW HELL NO BRO, NOT HIM.
Christian Pulisic: How did you get his number?!
Sven Bender: Annnnd that's my que to leave.
Sven Bender left the group chat.
Erik Durm: Who is it guys? It just says "unknown number" on my screen.
Matthias Ginter: Alright, I'm leaving for now.
Matthias Ginter left the group chat.
Erik Durm: WHO IS IT GUYS?
Roman Bürki: Wait until Marco and Mario hear about this...
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Dortmund Group Chat
FanfictionEveryone knows that creating a group chat is just asking for trouble. So when arguing breaks out between two teammates, it's not a surprise that things are taken to the next level in order to save their relationship.
