Two days later
{8:34am}
Auba: ok guys, let's all do something together soon, I know we've been kinda separated these last couple days since Christian's incident
Christian: my "incident" ?? Oh please
Mario: I like not having to deal with everyone though...
Marco: ^
Matthias: whenever we do anything together something stupid happens so forget it
Erik: I think it's a good idea!
Auba: thanks Erik
Marc: if Erik is in, I'm in
Christian: why are you still here Matthias smh
Sven: I'm just here for the drama
Auba: seriously guys, let's figure something out
Roman: I hate rooming with Robert can I please switch with someone?? MARCO?
Marco: nope, lo siento
Robert: still salty Roman?
Emre: I'm happy chilling with Felix
Felix: ^
Ous: I'm down for whatever
Matthias: this is a waste of my time
Matthias: I still can't believe Christian got knocked tf out 😂
Christian: so that's how it's gonna be huh? 😤
Auba: we should all go hiking or something how does that sound
Erik: Marc and I are in!
Lukasz: what kind of conditioning is that
Marco: yeah that does sound like some crappy way of saying "conditioning" to me
Auba: oh my god how hard is it to have a little fun with you guys
Robert: we should bike there too
Andre: Robert is right, and we should hike on a volcano like someone suggested
Lukasz: this really can't end well
Sven: are you talking about drama? With the Dortmund team? Nooo that never happens ever nope nope
Auba: yeah that sounds great actually
Emre: ok dad
Auba: you've gotta stop doing that emre jesus
Mario: who's gonna pay for this
Marco: Robert!! He's made of money!!
Robert: sure
Maxi: I didn't pack hiking clothes...
Matthias: I hate this already
Christian: you antisocial mess, you can handle one single hike 🙄
Roman: it'll be nice to get out of the hotel for a while
Marc: more time with Erik 😁
Maxi: but my sunburn!! It's! So! Painful!
Emre: no pain no gain
Maxi: and wth am I gaining exactly
Marco: I had to pay for the flight and Robert just has to pay for bikes in what world is this fair
Robert: at least I'm not injured every five games I play ^
Marcel: careful we used to be teammates....
Mario: 😂
Auba: we leave at 11 ok everyone???
Christian: yup
Erik: that's in only two and a half hours!!
Matthias: does it take you two hours to look perfect or something tf?
Marc: yes yes it does
Julian: as long as Chris doesn't pass out again I'm good
Matthias: can I push Christian into the volcano lol
Christian: ffs
Emre: you guys gotta work this out sometime jeez
Ous: ^ this is getting old
Sven: *grabs popcorn* drama is fun
Marco: we need some romance don't we
Auba: all I wanted was to go hiking...
Erik: oooo romance
Matthias: absolute idiots
Robert: let's focus on hiking ok
Erik: hiking can be romantic
Sven: lmao
Lukasz: hm
Auba: oh please please please no romance
Erik: why not?
Christian: drama drama drama
Lukasz: told you this isn't gonna end well
Maxi: you guys are obsessed
Marc: with Erik 😘
Mario: smoothhhh
Roman: hey it's better than Christian drinking
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Sven is a mood & so is Matthias lmao
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Dortmund Group Chat
FanfictionEveryone knows that creating a group chat is just asking for trouble. So when arguing breaks out between two teammates, it's not a surprise that things are taken to the next level in order to save their relationship.
