Auba: Ok. So, I'm going to create a new group chat with everyone EXCEPT Matthias and Christian.
Roman Bürki: Even Robert?
Auba: Yes, even Robert.
Christian Pulisic: And why are you leaving me out of that conversation exactly?
Auba: I'm just going to make plans with the other guys Christian, it'll be quick. You two would probably argue the whole time anyways.
Robert Lewandowski: *You mean Flirt* 😘
Matthais Ginter: I don't want to be alone here with Christian.🙄
Auba: I don't care.
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(Auba created a new Group Chat)
Auba: K so here's the plan.
Felix Passlack: Since when do you say "K"? 😂😂
Erik Durm: Felix. Focus.
Felix Passlack: Right, sorry.
Robert Lewandowski: Please tell me that plan is to just delete that chat?
Marc Bartra: C'mon, you know Auba better than that Robert.
Auba: Just let me tell you the plan guys!
Sven Bender: I can tell this is going to be fun.
Emre Mor: ^
Auba: So, I was thinking...
Robert Lewandowski: Great, you can finally think. Congrats. 👏
Roman Bürki: Stfu Robert.
Auba: DO YOU ALL WANT TO HELP CHRISTIAN AND MATTHIAS OR NOT?
Emre Mor: YES!
Auba: THEN STOP BEING SO UNNECESSARY!
Erik Durm: Alright, we'll listen.
Auba: Ok. So obviously I didn't just make this group chat just so we could make plans.
Marco Reus: You made this because you want to help Christian and Matthais!
Mario Götze: Duh Marco. 🙄
Auba: Anyways, I was planning to pick out a date when we could all go on vacation AS A TEAM.
Roman Bürki: Again, what does Robert have to do with this?
Auba: Well, I thought he could fix Christian and Matthias's relationship, I guess it didn't work really, But you're still welcome to join us Robert.
Roman Bürki: Are you serious?!
Robert Lewandowski: Sure. I'd be nice to see some of you guys again.🙂
Marco Reus: Hell yeah, a vacation sounds great!
Marc Bartra: Where were you thinking of going?
Auba: I don't know yet, but for sure somewhere tropical.
Erik Durm: Sun? Beaches? Food? I'm in! 😍😍
Emre Mor: Me too!
Roman Bürki: Does Robert really have to come?
Auba: If he wants to.
Robert Lewandowski: See you in paradise Roman.😉😉
Mario Götze: The last thing I need is more vacation time, but I'll go for Christian and Matthias.
Auba: Sounds like everyone's in?
Felix Passlack: Yep, we should go tell the others.
Auba: Ok, when we tell Christian and Matthias the plan, just don't mention anything about fixing their relationship k?
Sven Bender: We're not dumb Auba.🙄
Auba: I know, I know, but sometimes you guys are a little...
Auba: Forgetful, that's all.
Marc Bartra: That's putting it nicely.
Erik Durm: I'll go tell the other boys who aren't here about it. Ousmane is going to flipp!
Marco Reus: Don't forget about Andre, he'll drop everything to take this trip.
Auba: Noted.
Emre Mor: Thanks for being the Team Dad Auba!
Auba: Don't call me that Emre.
Erik Durm: Let's go tell Christian and Matthias!
Auba: Well, here goes nothing...
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A vacation to someplace tropical with the whole team? All to fix Christian and Matthias's relationship? I wonder what could go wrong? 😉😉
Sounds like Auba has all this planned out! Can the team really fix their relationship though? After all, the tropics can get a little distracting.
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Dortmund Group Chat
FanficEveryone knows that creating a group chat is just asking for trouble. So when arguing breaks out between two teammates, it's not a surprise that things are taken to the next level in order to save their relationship.
